news feed; Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

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Tuesday, July 3rd 2012

Weather Cloudy with a few showers. Risk of a thundershower. High 20°C and a low of 14°C (68deg;F/57°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous

Morning sirens go off at 5:18am, and evening sirens are at 9:15pm.

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[ News Notification Thread]

first diagnosis ☤ video

[luckythirteen]

Yeah, I’ve heard about enough.

[You can make out Thirteen’s unimpressed expression from the darkly lit area she’s sitting in at the station. She’s in a tank top, but has no bra on, lucky for her at the angle she’s holding her phone you can’t see that the only other thing she has on is a pair of bikini cut underwear.]

Foreman, House, if this is your idea of a joke you have no idea what you just brought upon yourself. [They have to work together and she was going to make him pay.] I don’t know if I got wasted at the Christmas party or not but tampering with my phone leaving me here in some park?

[She’s getting ahead of herself. Remy just sets her jaw and folds her arms one over the other.]

Neither of your numbers are working, not even Taub or Kutner, so I’m using this. I don’t believe a thing these people are saying and after I take the first flight out of here you can bet your ass that your New Years resolutions are going to be cutting down on the pranks and making sure you don’t get on my bad side again.

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[hostage]

Okay, screw all this doom-and-gloom shit. Who wants to party on the beach tomorrow?

I know this is Canada and whatever but I am not letting the 4th go by without some fireworks. Who's with me?

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

[All seems as it should. Sunny day, waves crashing on the beach, a Great Dane puppy loping along with a pair of lioness cubs.

And Lucifer. He's as good-natured as ever, but he's in special attire today.]

This is an honest question, now, how many of you can keep a friend for more than a year? I mean a 'real' friend. Someone who could watch you do unspeakable things, and still offer you a drink. For example.


[edited for more correct picture B) ]