Saturday, May 12th 2012Weather Sunny and Clear. High 22°C and a low of 11°C (72deg;F/52°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Morning sirens go off at 5:35am, and evening sirens are at 8:42pm.
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Queen’s Throne & Fantasy Hotel is offering a Fantasy Getaway Prize Drawing for all Registered Nurses and Medical Assistants in honor of
International Nurses Day, 3 lucky winners will receive an all inclusive package of couple’s costume rental, Room Service Champagne, $30 in gift shop credit & a 1-night stay in a themed room of your choice. For all you wannabe naughty nurses, Queen’s Throne is also pleased to announce a new
Deluxe Medical Play Suite, starting at just.
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SAVE THE BABIES STREET FAIR FUNDRAISER!That’s right folks! Port citizen Crowley seems to have turned a new leaf with this sponsored event. Through a generous donation and a rather detailed letter, Mister Crowley has brought this alarming issue to light. A long time sufferer from his race’s desire for newborn flesh, Crowley seems to have finally decided that enough was enough.
“I want to find an acceptable alternative,” Crowley said in his letter. “Be that baby flavored tofu for now, warmed and saturated in donated blood until a completely non-living alternative can be found.” As alarming as that might sound to the general populace, Mister Crowley seems to be completely determined to provide an alternative to any others of his race that might come in the next Core fluctuation.
As such, through his marvelous donations, a street fair has been set up in Sector Four, just a few blocks away from the baseball diamond. With bouncy houses, dunk tanks, and all sorts of carnival games and snacks it’s bound to be a wonderful time for an even more wonderful cause! After all, every penny raised will go straight to Crowley’s research. Buy a hot dog, fellow Portians, and help keep babies out of muffins!
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