news feed; Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012
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Tuesday, April 3rd 2012
Weather Periods of rain tapering off to a few showers. Afternoon sunny breaks. Risk of a thundershower and/or hail in the afternoon. High 10°C and a low of 2°C (50deg;F/36°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 6:46am, and evening sirens are at 7:44pm.
News & Advertisements
- A sector 3 specialty supermarket is reporting a dramatic increase in shoplifting, but only for the steady unaccounted for inventory loss of two items- frozen chinese food and chocolate truffles. The store plans to installing new cameras to catch the culprits...and this silly little issue has only been catching public attention because a local hit reality series ‘Sexy Sleuths’ (which puts a team of attractive but not particularly clever 20-something roommates in a house together as they ‘solve’ small-time local mysteries) plans to ‘help’ by putting its cast members in charge of monitoring the store on this week’s episode.
- The Joker has been successfully moved from holding to a secure cell at St. Teresa's Sanitarium. The infamous criminal was arrested on Saturday after reportedly being flung into a police squad, including Newcomers Seras Victoria and Jake Marshall, by a golden dragon.
"It's true," says a witness who's chosen to remain anonymous. "There was a dragon!"
-Gibson Les Paul Standard Plus for Sale!
[Article comes with a photo of the guitar for sale.]
Difficult as the decision was to make, I’ve finally decided to part with my electric guitar and pass it onto some other lucky musician or musician-in-training. It’s a little over a year old, with a figured maple top and a heritage cherry burst finish. Comfortable neck shape. Burstbuckers for that classic Les Paul sound. The latest in Potentiometer design for precision and reliable performance. Perfect intonation. Guaranteed to give you a buzz-free performance. One hundred percent gorgeous from top to base.
There is one small issue with the D string, but that can be overlooked, as long as you never, ever feel the need to tune it. You don’t even need to tune it: your friends and family will be so impressed by you holding this esteemed thoroughbred of guitars that it won’t even matter that it’s a little off-key. How many ears can truly tell the difference, anyway? Right?
Normally an instrument such as this would run for about $2,000-$3,000 on the market, but I am giving it away for $10.00. That’s right, folks: I’m giving away this authentic Gibson Les Paul for the price of a foot long sandwich and soda combo at the mall. I’ll even throw in the OHSC for free.
I want this thing gone by tomorrow, so hurry now! This opportunity won’t last for very long, and you do not want to let it slip by!
If interested, contact Gary at NV#86-7530
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Weather Periods of rain tapering off to a few showers. Afternoon sunny breaks. Risk of a thundershower and/or hail in the afternoon. High 10°C and a low of 2°C (50deg;F/36°F)
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent
Morning sirens go off at 6:46am, and evening sirens are at 7:44pm.
News & Advertisements
- A sector 3 specialty supermarket is reporting a dramatic increase in shoplifting, but only for the steady unaccounted for inventory loss of two items- frozen chinese food and chocolate truffles. The store plans to installing new cameras to catch the culprits...and this silly little issue has only been catching public attention because a local hit reality series ‘Sexy Sleuths’ (which puts a team of attractive but not particularly clever 20-something roommates in a house together as they ‘solve’ small-time local mysteries) plans to ‘help’ by putting its cast members in charge of monitoring the store on this week’s episode.
- The Joker has been successfully moved from holding to a secure cell at St. Teresa's Sanitarium. The infamous criminal was arrested on Saturday after reportedly being flung into a police squad, including Newcomers Seras Victoria and Jake Marshall, by a golden dragon.
"It's true," says a witness who's chosen to remain anonymous. "There was a dragon!"
-Gibson Les Paul Standard Plus for Sale!
[Article comes with a photo of the guitar for sale.]
Difficult as the decision was to make, I’ve finally decided to part with my electric guitar and pass it onto some other lucky musician or musician-in-training. It’s a little over a year old, with a figured maple top and a heritage cherry burst finish. Comfortable neck shape. Burstbuckers for that classic Les Paul sound. The latest in Potentiometer design for precision and reliable performance. Perfect intonation. Guaranteed to give you a buzz-free performance. One hundred percent gorgeous from top to base.
There is one small issue with the D string, but that can be overlooked, as long as you never, ever feel the need to tune it. You don’t even need to tune it: your friends and family will be so impressed by you holding this esteemed thoroughbred of guitars that it won’t even matter that it’s a little off-key. How many ears can truly tell the difference, anyway? Right?
Normally an instrument such as this would run for about $2,000-$3,000 on the market, but I am giving it away for $10.00. That’s right, folks: I’m giving away this authentic Gibson Les Paul for the price of a foot long sandwich and soda combo at the mall. I’ll even throw in the OHSC for free.
I want this thing gone by tomorrow, so hurry now! This opportunity won’t last for very long, and you do not want to let it slip by!
If interested, contact Gary at NV#86-7530
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