sirenspull | March 10th, 2012

March 10th, 2012

_{[The scene viewers are met with is one of disaster when the feed manages to settle as it's slammed down on the vanity of a bathroom. It would appear to be like any regular bathroom only it seems as if water has been sprayed everywhere. There's a bit of a huff and a growl before Astrid shoves her face right in the feed. She's dripping from head to toe as well, golden bangs sticking to her face. She's scowling deeply and looks as if she's going to kill someone and really, she probably would.]}

I don't have a calendar. _{[Unrelated to the situation? Not quite.]} I don't have one that Vikings use, so I don't know what day it is for me. _{[Taking a seat on the closed toilet lid she snatched her NV from the counter top, holding it in front of her.]} And because I don't know whether it's Laugardagr or not, I decided to wash my clothes, just to be on the safe side. Sure, I can take a bath and wash my clothes whenever I want now, but if I've missed Laugardagr then I'll feel really gross.

So, I was going to fill the bath with water so I could wash them but for some reason the water was coming out of this- _{[And she leaned over then to snatch the shower head out of the bath and hold it up accusingly beside her, water still dripping slowly from it.]} instead of where it normally comes out of! Everything is soaked now and I don't know how to fix it so the water comes out from where it's supposed to.

_{[Sorry Snow White, your bathroom is drenched. At least she didn't rip the shower head out of the wall...]}

Aside from that, I need a job. That's how you make money, right? With a job? Well I need one. One that's suitable for a girl like me. Apparently you can't just take whatever you want from a grocery store - they get pretty mad at you. You need to pay for stuff, with money. _{[Blond girl who pillaged a grocery store in the news? You're looking at her.]}

Sure, this place has some pretty amazing stuff, but a lot of things are really complicated and I mean really complicated.

_{[There's a frustrated sigh as she pushes wet bangs out of her eyes.]}

I just want to wash my clothes. Thor Almighty, is that really too much to ask?

thepull_mods

Saturday, March 10th 2012

Weather Cloudy with showers. High 7°C and a low of 4°C (45deg;F/39°F)

Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous

Morning sirens go off at 6:37am, and evening sirens are at 6:08 pm.

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KNIGHT IN LEATHER: UNUSUAL SAVIOR KEEPS STREETS SAFE
Last night, three women in Sector Nine reported being saved by an unusual masked figure after being accosted by men.

Tara Clayton (25) reported that she had gotten into a fight with her boyfriend after coming home late from a party with her friends. Before she could even unlock the door to the apartment they share, he threw open the door and began screaming at her before attempting to drag her back inside. "People were watching, but they didn't want to come out, because morning sirens hadn't gone off yet, and then this man dressed in leather showed up and... Oh, it was awful." Clayton's boyfriend, whose name has not been printed due to the wishes of his lawyers, is currently in traction at Skye Medical.

Two more women reported a similar situation when they were accosted by a group of drunk men while attempting to reach the Underground Mall. "They kept touching us," Suzie Marlowe (19) explained. "And Gail tried to get her pepper spray out, but they knocked her bag out of her hand. And then this man in leather showed up..."

Gail Gregory (19), an art student at SPU, drew this picture of their savior. "I'm not sure who he is or why he's running around dressed like that, but he saved us, so I'm grateful."

Is this leather-clad hero just one more vigilante to add to the growing number in Siren's Port or was he just one man who happened to be in the right place and the right time?

"If he does stick around," Suzie added to reporters, "I happen to think the costume is very... Fetching."

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[ News Notification Thread]

hejhej

[her fingers hover over the keyboard, not really feeling like talking. who the hell spilled their secrets to people on the internet? that was a load of bullshit. but she needed to know more about this place and the things she'd seen her first night bothered her too much]

So. What are you fucks doing here?

ella_of_frell

[ The feed is turned on, with the interior setting at Gearheads - notably the bar is not your average bar, but very steampunk in theme. Apparently tonight it's a bit rowdy from lots of people having drinks and having fun. Everyone likes fun right? What is perhaps surprising, is when the angle of the NV is shifted to show Ella - three sheets to the wind and standing on the counter Haruhi is working behind. While some people are still sitting there. They don't seem to mind. What's she doing on the counter? Singing and dancing apparently, a mug of something in her other hand, sloshing all over the place.

Oh yeah. She is SO drunk off her ass it's not funny. She isn't slurring yet though, so there's that! At some point, someone yells "Take it off!" and Ella happily obliges, unclapsing the white cloak she'd been wearing and dropping it over a chair, before resuming her performance. Now that the cloak is off, it's visible that she's wearing a rather steampunkish outfit to fit in with the theme of the bar. Once her performance comes to an end, she turns to Haruhi and pulls her up with her. Time to get KRUNK up in this joint (or maybe not)! What the hell, Ella of Frell. ]

[ OOC: I am so sorry. But yes, Haruhi kinda gave Ella a command a bit ago, to broadcast herself drunk and dancing on a table. Enjoy :D Actionspam okay if anyone wants to go to Gearheads (I can put up a log if they'd rather)! Haruhi and Ella will probably both be tagging in for kicks :D Also yes, people are randomly shouting helpful things such as in that clip, and she is complying with them. Funstuff. ]

Current Mood: drunk

thelittlestbub

[She's had a shower and she's changed into yet another uniform. Her hair is back in a bun, and she looks perfectly healthy - because she is.]

Ladies and Gentleman of the Newcomer Community. I realize these last few days have been trying and accusations have been flung about.

However, I am going to make a request. All calls sent to Michael Xavier's NV are being routed to mine. In light of the current situation, I have power of attorney until such time as I deem him capable of handling his own affairs.

I understand he had a great many friends here who wish for explanations and for him to defend himself.

[The wording is very deliberate.]

As his legal proxy, I am politely asking that everyone allow him this time. All questions can be directed to me, in person at my home, [insert address here for HoA], or over the phone.

archangelflonne

[Flonne is sitting in her room, at a desk. A large stack of papers is settled to one side. She addresses the NV with the sort of smile that could blind a man its so bright.]

Good evening, everyone! Its me, Flonne! You either already knew that or didn't. Anyway, I have been doing some thinking recently about something I can do to make this city a little more joy filled and I have come up with the ultimate solution.

[She's so excited its almost as if she was going to explode at any moment.]

Cartoons! I have come up with an amazing idea for an animated series. I may or may not have named the main character after myself. Okay, I admit it. I did.

[She lifts one of the sheets of paper, and a crudely drawn picture of herself shooting rainbow colored lasers out of her eyes is shown. For some reason, the Flonne in the picture is wearing a shorter skirt, and has her hair tied up in twin tails.]

I call it..DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN 'Love Angel Fulon!' Its sort of like Flonne, but not exactly so I won't have to sue if I ever lose the rights to it. Anyway, Fulon is a guardian of justice who defeats enemies with rainbow power, happy lasers, and hand grenades. Hand grenades of LOVE I mean, of course! She is a loving and powerful warrior who stands up against all that is wrong and evil in the world.

[She flips through several more pictures as she speaks, each of 'Fulon' in some different pose, shooting against badly sketched monsters.]

It'd be like a magical girl series. Those are better in animated form while giant robots are better in real life. Anyway, let me introduce you to the Evil Villains.

[The next picture she holds up is even more poorly drawn then the first. It depicts something vaguely female, with red hair, something coming off the back that might be wings, or could just as easily be pieces of cardboard, and scant clothing.]

This is Medna. She is an Evil Space Queen who is angry that her chest is so flat. Its so flat that if she was a vampire, she'd be Count Flatula from Flatslyvania. For some reason she still thinks she's attractive even though Fulon is obviously much, much cuter!

[The next picture seems to be male only due to the fact that there's nothing covering the area that is supposed to pass as the torso. It has blue hair and has a big red scarf tied around its neck.]

And this is the Dark One, Raraharul. His evil power is thinking he's stronger and more important then he actually is! He's actually slightly nicer then Medna, but if you ever told him that, he would shoot a beam through your heart. So really, not MUCH nicer. Together they combine their powers of flat-chestedness and overinflated self-worth to try and dominate the world that Fulon is bound to protect!

[A vibrant smile comes to her face.]

Pretty great, huh? I hope someone out there agrees and we can finally get some real entertainment here!

devourer

[ Date: March tenth. Setting: Yako Katsuragi's office. Not unusual at all. The feed is pointed right at Yako, who doesn't seem aware that she's being filmed, clicking away on her laptop. Meanwhile, something else is clicking away just behind the video camera, and it soon becomes apparent that it's the sound of typing - text begins to appear simultaneously with the video. ]

Hello, Siren's Port ~ ~ !

You might not know this, but . . .

Today is ☆YAKO KATSURAGI'S BIRTHDAY☆

[ there's a muffled "hmph" of amusement from Neuro, which causes Yako to give a wary glance to the space just above the NV, but nothing is done. Foolishly. ]

Of course, she is addicted to working herself to the bone, and has done nothing but look up information on cases all day !!

She wouldn't let me tell anyone about this because she did not want to be distracted !! But I couldn't help myself. So, please wish Miss Yako a wonderful new year of life ! (/^▽^)/

Here are some tips:

o Sensei loves bugs. Her favorite bugs are slugs. Please buy her many slug things.

o Sensei will eat everything ! Please make sure that your wrapping paper and box are safe for her to consume ! Actually, the same goes for the slugs !

o Sensei is very very old ! Much older than she looks ! Please be thoughtful.

[ and as that line of text is sent, there's the faint "thunk" noise of some mechanism, and at least 50 different canes suddenly fall from the ceiling onto Yako's head with abandon... and Neuro turns the NV off. ]