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ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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I Feel Like There Was A Joke Here And I Missed It

Edited 2012-05-07 16:58 (UTC)

you need the basic lessons too huh
at least you have the excuse of being an alien troll vampire from another dimension so i kind of get where youre coming from
i should charge for tutoring
or maybe set up group classes since this just keeps happening

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[Forever oblivious.]

It doesn't look like a mutant. Don't choke it!

Nah, no roosters were harmed in the making of this video. See?

[The video follows the unharmed, though slightly indignant, rooster as it stalks out the door.]

But statements like that just prove you've got much to learn, grasshopper.

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Hey.

[Don't be alarmed, he's just shouting from across the apartment.]

I thought I told you no whipping it out on camera until you're eighteen.

[He just flops on Dave's bed and shouts back.]

Between the three years I missed out on and all the loops and alternate timelines I pulled, I've gotta have at least two months over the average new kid.

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[ since, you know. his room. who let you and your cock in here. ]

That is one fine-looking cock you got there, if I do say so myself.

[Let's be real, who wouldn't let him and his cock into their bedrooms?]

Yeah, the little guy's pretty much a one of a kind. Cocks that fly basically don't even happen, most of the time.

...Is this REALLY a stupid human cele8ration day?
If we're choking 8irds shouldn't you 8e worried?

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yeah im shaking in my feathers
just totally convulsing over here because of this days overwhelming significance
we humans take our holy days very seriously

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[Wanda shows up on camera, arms crossed, clearly unamused.]

Is this how you behave when unsupervised?

[Why do teenage boys think things like this are funny? Oh, right. They're teenage boys. Sigh.]

Nah, I am all hells of supervised. A guy can't make art films this high-fidelity without a dedicated team effort between his cast, his crew, and his cock.

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It's actually pretty cute, Dave.

Hey. That's not always a word a guy wants to hear describing his cock, but okay, I'll take it. Sup?

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Choking?

[ oh dear.

maybe it was slang for cooking the chicken??? ]

[ oh geez this makes her think of food bad idea

or good idea ]

Will you cook it?

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The innuendos never end in this family do they?

when i die my tombstone is going to be a dick
engraved with the words rising to heaven even six feet below
instead of flowers my grave will be covered in tear stained brassieres
theyll bring some color to the yard

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[ANIMAL DANGER SENSES TINGLING!]

No please! Don't hurt that poor little rooster!

[You have upset the pony, you curr]

Oh my god, what am I looking at here.

[Said the orange rapping bird ghost.]

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[She has rarely ever been so grateful that someone was just trolling.]

Isn't that-- kind of inappropriate?

He definitely isn't a mutant, though.

oh what and the three hundred ads rolling in are totally propro
christ agi there are little kids here
and innocent girls from nineteen fourteen
this kind of gross public indecency should be punishable by law
maybe me and dick here will form a posse of freaky technicolored feathery dudes to bring them in
bird cawssidy and the sundance cock

no youre doing it wrong
here let me help you
8=====D

Actually it's an ironic retelling of the tragedy of the century.

Good to see somebody appreciates fine fucking art around here.

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ACTION because I said so

Action!

video but also action i guess

So like an ACTION VIDEO

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