Text --> Video.

[crowsicle]

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port


ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

Comments

[crowsicle]

no youre doing it wrong
here let me help you
8=====D

[horsepower]

[He's squinting so hard at his NV screen right now.]

D--> What kind of bow and arrow is that
D --> Is that an arm holding it

[crowsicle]

yeah good looks like at least someone here gets how to wield his weapon
next lesson
target practice
8===D
8=========D
8======================D~~~~~O:
fuck i shouldve done the whole lesson in text for people with screen readers

[horsepower]

D --> Oh
D --> Well, thank you
D --> But
D --> What is that
D --> Why is the archer's arm elongating
D --> Honestly, I have not witnessed this phenomenon in all my time observing your species
D --> I cannot help but question your knowledgeability regarding archery as a whole

[crowsicle]

haters to the left
like so
>:O
:O C====8
8D~~C=======8
jesus christ maybe i should use emotes more often
art of this caliber should go up on the fridge

[horsepower]

D --> I believe I am missing something here
D --> Wait
D --> Oh dear
D --> Are you attempting to be 100d with all your circles and rectangles
D --> Stop it at once
D --> Whatever you're doing

[crowsicle]

8==D 8==D
ok how do we do this
8==D8==D
dude you gotta flip it turnways
C==88==D
fuck jesus dude
() oo
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oo ()
come on lets make this shit HAPEN
8==DC==8 bunp

[horsepower]

D --> What are we doing
D --> What am I flipping
D --> Are you implying that I am one of those te%t character pictographs
D --> Stop cursing
D --> I don't want to make anything happen

[crowsicle]

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[1/3]

[horsepower]

D --> Oh

[2/3]

[horsepower]

D --> Oh my god

[3/3]

[horsepower]

D --> What wretched human courtship dance is this e%actly
D --> Tell me
D --> In e%cruciating detail

[crowsicle]

its the prick promenade
the finest of southern traditions
everyone gets up in their sunday best and lines up facing each other
they try to pick out the hugest chump in the dance hall before the music starts
and then its a free for all
you get dicks flying everywhere while people scream shit about dosidos and oak trees

[horsepower]

[Just going to dab his face dry on his shirt brb.]

D --> Er
D --> I don't
D --> So this courtship involves some kind of vast ritual castration party
D --> With dancing and carousing
D --> I did not e%pect this from your soft little culture

[crowsicle]

yeah you gotta watch out for us pink skinned monkeys
we are just goddamn handsy when it comes to tools and stuff
nobodys junk is safe

[horsepower]

D --> I am already vigilant around your kind
D --> Do not engage in your handsy e%ploits when you are around my person
D --> Er
D --> Please

[crowsicle]

well since you asked so nicely
i guess ill try to control myself around your private troll parts
i think thats a sacrifice im willing to make for peaceful interspecies cohabitation

casually jumps in here; TEXT/ACTION?

[plushrumpus]

[Y'know, if Davesprite is anywhere near the living room, he's gonna find Bro sitting on the couch, wearing his NV, and snickering pretty openly.]

holy shit dude.
is this magnificent orange love torpedo your creation.
please say yes.

TEXT/ACTION?

[crowsicle]

[They grow up so fast, don't they, Bro? Soon he will take up the mantle. Continue the traditions. Uphold the family name.]

every painstakingly handcrafted colon

TE%T

[horsepower]

D --> Uh
D --> The term 'love torpedo' makes me uncomfortable
D --> Given the conte%t

[vestalvogue]

He Is Not Rendering Anything Involving Archery
I Have Seen This In One Of My Troll Anne Rice Novels

[horsepower]

D --> What
D --> Speak sense, Maryam
D --> You know fully well I do not partake in your filthy reading material

[vestalvogue]

Okay First Of All It Is Not Filthy
It Is Beautiful Literature And Second I Do Not Think You Have Any Right To Tell Me What Is Filthy And What Is Not Because I Have Seen Enough Of Your Explicit Musclebeast Posters To Last Me My Entire Undead Lifetime
If You Want To Talk About Explicit And Filthy We Could Try Blatant Nudity And The Weird Sexuality Of An Almost Non Sentient Species Which Is Really Kind Of Weird Of You
And Also Why It Is So Surprising You Cannot Recognize The Ejaculatory Nature Of What He Keeps Sending You
I Should Have Kept My Mouth Shut And Let Him Keep Sending Maybe You Would Have Eventually Connected The Small Points In Order To Form The Pictographic Representation

[horsepower]

D --> First of all you need to completely reverse this logical fallacy you have presented me
D --> Depictions of the noble musclebeast, be it in various states of undress displaying their valorous chiseled bodies or otherwise, are regarded as beautiful and tasteful works among Alternia's finest art critics
D --> Though I can find it in my generous b100dpusher to forgive you for being blinded by the natural lasciviousness of your own middling-b100d thinkpan
D --> Even though it is making you say terrible untruths about my treasured art colle%ion
D --> Which is not even on this island I must remind you with great regret
D -->
D --> You are better than that
D --> Or at least I had somehow convinced myself you were
D --> Secondly why should I be familiar with human shame organs ejaculatory or otherwise
D --> This should come as no surprise in the slightest
D --> I am uncertain what kind of person you think I am, Maryam, or what kind of company you personally keep but I take great, heaving pains to ensure that I am the epitome of my class and keep proper moral boundaries

[vestalvogue]

Alernias Finest Critics Are Dead Hacks With A Hoofbeast Fetish And I Suspect They Were Having Everybody On Anyway Because The Only One Who Finds Them At All Tasteful Is You
Second Of All I Am Not Lascivious And Furthermore I Was Not The One Who Followed Aradia Around Like She Hung The Two Moon And Stars And Stared At Her Hips All The Time
I Believe That Was
Wait For It
You
Just Because You Dont Like What You Hear Does Not Mean What I Am Saying Is Not True And Normally I Am Willing To Let You Say Whatever You Like About Our Respective Positions Relative To Class Structure But You Do Not Have Any Room To Criticize My Taste
You Can Do Whatever You Want But Lets Not Fool Ourselves That You Have Certain Interests And They Are Fairly Obvious To Everyone
The More You Defend Yourself On This Count The More We Are All Very Sure They Are Not Entirely About What You Think Is Class Or Moral