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[crowsicle]

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port


ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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Text.

[vestalvogue]

I Feel Like There Was A Joke Here And I Missed It

video;

[motioned]

[Forever oblivious.]

It doesn't look like a mutant. Don't choke it!

ACTION because I said so

[plushrumpus]

Hey.

[Don't be alarmed, he's just shouting from across the apartment.]

I thought I told you no whipping it out on camera until you're eighteen.

video but also action i guess

[rehashes]

[ since, you know. his room. who let you and your cock in here. ]

That is one fine-looking cock you got there, if I do say so myself.

text;

[manipuleights]

...Is this REALLY a stupid human cele8ration day?
If we're choking 8irds shouldn't you 8e worried?

[video]

[scarlet_kitsch]

[Wanda shows up on camera, arms crossed, clearly unamused.]

Is this how you behave when unsupervised?

[Why do teenage boys think things like this are funny? Oh, right. They're teenage boys. Sigh.]

video;

[andr_ai_a]

It's actually pretty cute, Dave.

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[brushy]

Choking?

[ oh dear.

maybe it was slang for cooking the chicken??? ]

[text]

[gunsling]

The innuendos never end in this family do they?

[video]

[empetre]

[ANIMAL DANGER SENSES TINGLING!]

No please! Don't hurt that poor little rooster!

[You have upset the pony, you curr]

text

[reassures]

[She has rarely ever been so grateful that someone was just trolling.]

Isn't that-- kind of inappropriate?

He definitely isn't a mutant, though.

[horsepower]

D --> This is udderly terrible and AGI is terrible and you should feel terrible

[video]

[mustaches]

[Ugh, boys]

Is that supposed to be funny?

Video

[bestie]

[This one is laughing a little bit too hard rn.]

Hahahaha, holy shit! Good job, dude.