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[crowsicle]

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port


ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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[text]

[gunsling]

What?
Im not an alternate of anyone!
Much less janes p--
Much less John.

[text]

[crowsicle]

what is this a touchy subject or something
whatve you got against the alternate universe refugee population
clones are people too man we should form a union against this insufferable prejudice

[text]

[gunsling]

I dont have anything against anyone!
Youre the one getting touchy over the issue.

[text]

[crowsicle]

oh so now its my problem
youre just blaming the victimized minority for the institutionalized bias it has to overcome to thrive
im just calling it like it is you
originalist

[text]

[gunsling]

That isnt even a thing!

[text]

[crowsicle]

this is fucking erasure and im not gonna stand for it
occupy alpha street

[text]

[gunsling]

Stop making things up!

[text]

[crowsicle]

is this what i think it is
i think youre accusing me of not being fucking REAL with you
in fact im like ninety nine point eight percent sure of it
the other point two percent is how much i care
huh looks like thats basically statistically negligible or something

[text]

[gunsling]

First of all youre putting words in my mouth.
Secondly knock it off with that fake statistic bullshit!
I get enough of it from striders ai program i dont need it from you too.

[text]

[crowsicle]

from whose what now

[text]

[gunsling]

No one of importance.
Theres almost no chance youll ever meet him anyways.

[text]

[crowsicle]

ok
seems like i dont actually give a fuck
though whatever it is sounds basically awesome in all the ways that matter
the strider seal comes through again

[text]

[gunsling]

Im sure you would.