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ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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I'm not in high school yet! Do you really want me to take notes?

Whatever, yeah, grab a fucking pen.

[brb actually grabbing a pen and a journal.]

Okay, I'm ready!

[She grabbed a fucking pen.

Okay, he can roll with this.]

The most important principle to note is that anything I do is awesome by default and all you have to do is follow my lead. I'll guide you down to the promised land overflowing with beats and irony.

[Scribbling this down...]

But what if you say something that's obviously wrong?

Like that could be a thing that ever even happens.

But everyone's wrong sometimes!

When you've got this much swag, everything is gold and nothing hurts.

But you're orange, not gold!

Second principle, take it and roll.

[scribblescribble]

If you're sure.

You can't be cool if every little thing throws you off the handle. From now on, you and the handle have to be as tight as a couple of stoners and a White Castle crave crate.

[Pause.]

Should I write it down if I don't know what you're talking about?

Didn't you just take down the second principle?

Well, yeah, but it's not going to do much if I don't know what you mean!

All I said was that you have to stop letting things trip you up. You're not always going to have time to stop and think things through or your goose is a deep-fried three-course dinner.

D-Don't say it like that!

Second principle, Ahiru. Come on.

[HEAVY SIGH but also scribbling this down.]

What next?

I don't know, that's probably enough for you to work on all at once. Think you can handle it?

I can handle that and a lot more, too!

[He actually grins a bit at that.]

All right. We don't do progress reports in the school of Strider, there's only field experience and practical exams.

What's on the practical exam, then?

Rooftop hashraps.

What's a hashrap?

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