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ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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Wow, really? With music? That's so cool! [Kind of how she helped save a town with ballet!]

Yeah, more with the records themselves, but it was still pretty legit. Makes a pretty strong case for music appreciation.

How'd you do that?

Uh.

[Davesprite, why do you keep bringing up your canon, your canon is stupid.]

I had like, powers. Because I used to be the Knight of Time.

[She pauses.]

You were a knight?

Something like that, yeah. I was pretty shitty at it, though. I mean I'm pretty hot with a sword and some monsters to kill, but. Eh. You don't really want to hear about that stuff.

I bet you weren't a failure of a knight.

[He actually kind of winces at that and looks away--which really only means she can't see him, since his camera's his glasses and he was using the mirror.]

It's old news anyway, Dave's the point dude from here on out. I just do back-up now.

Well, that's a really important job, too!

...Where'd you go?

What? Oh. My bad.

[He readjusts his glasses and turns back to the mirror.]

It's the only downside to having an NV as completely rad as these.

Oh, your glasses are your NV?

Yeah. They were a phone anyway before I got here, so I didn't even notice.

How does that work? Mine's just a duck.

What? Like a live duck?

[...She can't help but laugh.]

No, like - the bath toy kind of thing!

Really?

[Hold on, he's trying to figure this one out.]

So is my face, like, superimposed on its head and everything I say comes out in quacks?

No, you move the wings back and there's a little screen!

Huh. So is it waterproof?

Mhm! I think it's really cool, at least.

Cool's one word for it. I guess it's ironic on some level.

Ironic? What do you mean?

Oh, no, we're not getting into the Strider irony. That takes years of dedicated application to get down. Unless you're born to it.

Is it a special kind?

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