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ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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I think you should be honest about the way you're feeling. It's sort of like lying to yourself if you don't, right?

Not really. You'll still do the right shit, you'll just look cooler for it.

But it's not about looking cool, it's about not being afraid to be who you are!

But being a totally rad life-saving tool is who I am.

But if you're not showing how you feel, isn't that like hiding a part of yourself?

I guess I don't really care if I get to be a self-actualized individual or not so long as the things that need doing get done.

But it's important to think about yourself, too!

I'm not--Jesus Christ, when did this turn into a pep talk about identity? I'm seriously like the king of identity, I have ninety-nine problems but my ego isn't one.

You have ninety nine problems? That's horrible!

...It's a song.

Why would someone write a song about having ninety nine problems? Couldn't they try to fix them if they had time to sing about them?

If we all waited until we didn't have problems, there'd be a hell of a lot less to jam to.

Isn't fixing your problems a little more important than music? Especially if you have ninety nine!

Wow, as if there's anything more important than music. I'd be dead at the bottom of a lavafall without my LPs.

Edited (bluh icons) 2012-05-16 01:51 (UTC)

W-Wait, really? Why?

[Totally casually:]

I could do a thing with them that let me go back in time.

Wow, really? With music? That's so cool! [Kind of how she helped save a town with ballet!]

Yeah, more with the records themselves, but it was still pretty legit. Makes a pretty strong case for music appreciation.

How'd you do that?

Uh.

[Davesprite, why do you keep bringing up your canon, your canon is stupid.]

I had like, powers. Because I used to be the Knight of Time.

[She pauses.]

You were a knight?

Something like that, yeah. I was pretty shitty at it, though. I mean I'm pretty hot with a sword and some monsters to kill, but. Eh. You don't really want to hear about that stuff.

I bet you weren't a failure of a knight.

[He actually kind of winces at that and looks away--which really only means she can't see him, since his camera's his glasses and he was using the mirror.]

It's old news anyway, Dave's the point dude from here on out. I just do back-up now.

Well, that's a really important job, too!

...Where'd you go?

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