Text --> Video.

[crowsicle]

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port


ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

Comments

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[horsepower]

D --> What wretched human courtship dance is this e%actly
D --> Tell me
D --> In e%cruciating detail

[crowsicle]

its the prick promenade
the finest of southern traditions
everyone gets up in their sunday best and lines up facing each other
they try to pick out the hugest chump in the dance hall before the music starts
and then its a free for all
you get dicks flying everywhere while people scream shit about dosidos and oak trees

[horsepower]

[Just going to dab his face dry on his shirt brb.]

D --> Er
D --> I don't
D --> So this courtship involves some kind of vast ritual castration party
D --> With dancing and carousing
D --> I did not e%pect this from your soft little culture

[crowsicle]

yeah you gotta watch out for us pink skinned monkeys
we are just goddamn handsy when it comes to tools and stuff
nobodys junk is safe

[horsepower]

D --> I am already vigilant around your kind
D --> Do not engage in your handsy e%ploits when you are around my person
D --> Er
D --> Please

[crowsicle]

well since you asked so nicely
i guess ill try to control myself around your private troll parts
i think thats a sacrifice im willing to make for peaceful interspecies cohabitation

[horsepower]

D --> See to it that you do
D --> It would be greatly appreciated
D --> As I would prefer not to accidentally maim you in the throes of my virtuous shock or anything of that nature

[crowsicle]

yeah
ok
im definitely not interested in whatever variety throes youre inclined to dude