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ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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Dave I Did Not Understand More Than Half Of What You Just Said
Stopping At The Part Where Rose Is A Daring Thief Stealing Into Unguarded Windows For Emotional Plunder
Which Admittedly Does Sound A Lot Like Something She Would Do Even In A Non Metaphorical Sense

man shes already stripped my soul building down to its naked trembling foundations
there isnt a psychological floorboard she hasnt cracked
its fucking indecent how much dirt shes made up about me
heres a tip try not to get yourself locked for months in a timeline where youre the only target around for roses analytical fetish
youll need so much therapy afterwards

That Actually Doesnt Sound That Bad To Me
Comparatively Speaking I Would Much Rather Have Rose Than A Lot Of People Actually
Sarcasm And Psychological Picks And All
But I Can See How It Would Be Grating After Awhile
I Confess At One Point If I Could Have Reached Through The Viewport And Strangled Her I Might Have Done So Simply To Put An End To Her Snarky Horseshit
Er
I Think I Am Going To Regret Admitting To That
Please Dont Tell Her She Got To Me I Dont Want Her To Know That Her Tactics In Our Competition Were Legitimately Bothersome To Me

hahahaha
ok your secrets safe with me
though theres basically no way she doesnt already know that
i mean even before she became a future goddess and everything she was already a smug ass know it all
so i guess her title suits her
huh i never asked
what was yours

I Was
Or Am I Suppose Since We Are Technically Yet To Be Done With The Tedious Ins And Outs Of The Game
The Sylph Of Space

oh like jade
thats pretty cool
space is kind of one of the tricky ones so im glad you got it

Oh
That Is Very Nice Of You To Say
But My Personal Theory Is That Our Titles Were Meant To Challenge Us
I Am Not Sure I Ever Correctly Lived Up To That Challenge

well even if it is a challenge
its one tailored specifically to you
so as long as you were doing what you thought was best you were probably ok
at least according to what the game wanted
which i guess is pretty bogus
so whether or not you fail is pretty bogus too i guess??
i dont know if that helps

No Dave It Does Not
I Think
I Should Tell You
That Our Frog Was Never Properly Completed
Karkat And I We
Rushed The Job Because Of Our Impending Battle With The Black King
And As That Was My One Large Task
I Think It Is Safe To Say That I Did Not Succeed

oh

but
our universe existed
you made it

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