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[crowsicle]

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port


ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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[crowsicle]

With a face like that, mamacita, you could be in any goddamn kind you wanted.

[bestie]

[Little do they know...]

You wouldn't happen to know any good directors around here, would you? Or are you plannin' on volunteering?

[crowsicle]

I've got a pretty good eye for the camera, yeah. I'm kind of a big deal back home.

[bestie]

...Yeah, I can tell. Something tells me you're a big deal for other reasons, though.

[crowsicle]

Uh--

[His wings twitch and his feathers rise a bit.]

[bestie]

[um wat. she raises an eyebrow at that. this is kind of weird, but w/e she's done worse hello glasses]

Wanna come over for a drink sometime?

[crowsicle]

You know I'm thirteen, right?

[That's not a no. But he's kind of glowing brighter around the face.]

[bestie]

Yeah, so? Don't be a tightass. It won't kill you.

[she crosses her arms and eyes him curiously.]

[crowsicle]

[Actually he's not sure about that because, as much as he knows about sprites, the game apparently didn't think his alcohol tolerance was important information to code into his brain.

But he tilts his head and shrugs.]

How could I say no to such a choice invite? Do I have to RSVP or is it come as you are?

[bestie]

[that causes her to crack a huge grin.] I was about to say!

Come however you want, dude. I got a bottle of vodka with your name on it! Let's get nasty!

[That means "drunk," but. Y'know.]

[crowsicle]

What, like right now?

[Holy shit holy shit what do.]

[bestie]

Sure! What else are you doing right now? You finished choking your chicken, after all.

[crowsicle]

Uh.

[Uh.]

Yeah, okay, sure. Where at?

locked to Davesprite

[bestie]

My brand spankin' new apartment is where at. [insert address here]

Also, FYI, ignore Janey if she asks how old you are. She's just being Janey.

See ya soon! I got an orange shot glass with your name all over it!