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sirenspull2012-05-07 12:26 pm
crowsicle) wrote in sirenspull2012-05-07 12:26 pm
Text --> Video.
ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port
ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port
[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port
ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port
[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]
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[It's pretty obvious he's closer all of a sudden, his voice coming from the other side of the door. Of course when he finally opens it, he has to snatch up Davesprite's prized bird and tucks him securely against his side with one arm before the thing can dart out the door in a squabbling frenzy.
Needless to say, the rooster just kind of goes stock-still.]
Man, puberty ain't kind to these guys, huh?
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Man, I don't know what you're talking about. Just look at that plumage.
[Yeah, no. Juvenile chickens growing in all their feathers are basically about as awkward-looking as they sound like they would be. But hey.]
You just know when he forgets to turn his swag off, he wakes up covered in peahens. Looks like I get to live out my swag high school years through my fine-ass adopted son.
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[Bro lets go of the rooster before too long, letting him flutter off, squabbling. Of course, leaving Bro to pick off the tangerine-colored fluff he's got stuck all over his side now.]
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