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[crowsicle]

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port


ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

Comments

[video]

[crowsicle]

[He tilts his head slightly, considering this.]

I could make a lot of special exceptions for a babe as choice as you, but yeah, I'm basically always this fine.

[video]

[scarlet_kitsch]

[Was that supposed to be a compliment or did he just try to hit on her? She laughs, clearly amused whatever the case.] Yes, I'm can believe you're always this way. [And she's not above using sarcasm.]

But I think I've taken up too much of your time. [No use in prolonging the conversation when he obviously has no intention of answering her questions seriously. Not that she's upset. The kid is actually growing on her... a bit like fungus but still.] I don't want prevent you from creating another god-awful masterpiece.

[video]

[crowsicle]

Okay. [He nods slightly.] Nice talking business with you, Miss Art Critic. You want to read the rest of the comic, let me know, I'll send you the link.

[Don't, Wanda. Don't.]