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ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

ok so it looks like you learn something new every day
as in you learn every day has some new bullshit its dedicated to like national tree history month or worldwide nigerian spam appreciation day
todays a pretty special one though
thanks agi by the way this has been real educational
im so inspired by your teachings ive decided to put together my own instructive video
gather round girls and boys
today were going to learn you how to choke a chicken
starring me
and my red feathery mutant cock
you ready for this sirens port

[The feed switches to video of a bedroom wall, and then quickly pans down to Davesprite's lap--where he's holding a live, half-grown, red-feathered rooster--which some people might recognize as one of the dyed Easter chicks he found--who quickly jumps ship in a squawking flurry of feathers. The feed ends.]

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Oh man, you would 8e SO much cuter if you had horns and weren't this puke color of orange.
And weren't such of an insuffera8le asshole.
And 8asically everything else a8out you.

damn im so hurt
the entire bedrock of my confidence rests on my ability to impress gray ass alien girls who think candy corn growing out of a persons skull is the epitome of sexy
what the hell am i going to do with my life now that you crushed all my dreams
oh i know
spend it not talking to you

Wow, you are SO pushing your luck!
I didn't say a word a8out sexy! You're kind of hopeless there. I just said you'd 8e cuter, which is pretty much a thing I can say a8out almost every human I've spoken to.
You keep saying that! I still don't 8elieve you.

for someone who insists shes not after my dick
you sure are on it twenty four seven

Don't flatter yourself.
I'm soooooooo far out of your league, the next 8 universes can't find me!

sure
let me know how the cold vacuum of space suits your social life

That's where the rejects end up.
I'm sure you can take it.

are we talking about the rejects who are essentially awesome and saved just about everybodys lives
or the rejects who bit it in the end
i mean thats the kind of shit that drives property values down

Geez, I wonder which category you think you 8elong in.

just telling it like it is
you say youre out of my league but the only people who still give half a fuck about sports metaphors are hockey jocks and newscasters
i already put the gloves and jerseys away and grew up
talk to you when you get out of peewee camp kid

I'm sure all that would 8e 8 times more offensive if I knew what "hockey" was.

just knowing what hockey is is offensive enough to a persons brain

I guess that puts you at a disadvantage, then.

guess so
and yet somehow talking to you makes me feel so much better
thanks a ton

We'll just have to make this a totally regular thing!
I mean, you're pretty lucky to get to talk to me this much in the first place.
I'd h8 to ruin a good thing.

why miss spidertroll
are you asking to go steady
let me see when im free
oh hey sorry
looks like im scheduled to disembowel myself with a salad fork for the next hm looks like forever
its not you its me
jk its totally you

See, that's what sounds so COMPLETELY fun!
You can count me in.
I'll even 8ring the fork!
Just 8ecause I am that nice. It may even 8e a clean one.

do trolls even have salad forks
i thought all you guys ate was dead babies and your own bullshit

Dead 8a8ies?
What's a 8a8y?
And dead food is only half as fun as when it's still wriggling.

actually that answered my question pretty well
now ill have that awesome visual whenever one of you says youre going to rustle up some grub

I like it 8est when my dinner screams.

[ Is she joking? Who knows. ]

you could probably ask for that at burger king
i mean their mottos have it your way
who are they to deny a paying customer

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