[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[gunsling]

[ He was going to assure Davesprite that John's grandkid at least definitely has an ass, but OOPS what is this about Jade gone missing? ]

WHAT???

[crowsicle]

you
ok fuck you have you seen her anywhere

[gunsling]

I wouldnt be reacting with this sort of alarm if i had!
What happened to her??????

text.

[scalemates]

[ okay so tz was going out to kick some monster ass because it's a great way to stay in shape when this message comes up on her NV. the bright orange smell of creamsicles is not one that she's going to ignore at all, so after taking a second to read the message more closely, she has to fight the sudden tensing of her blood pump. ]

D4V3S1CL3 JUST R3L4X
1 4M SUR3 D4V3 1S OUT DO1NG WH4T 4 COOLK1D DO3S B3ST >:]
1M SORRY TO H34R 4BOUT J4D3 THOUGH...

[ if only because she was totally sure this guy was going to meet her and team up okay. ]

[crowsicle]

my messages wont go through
to either of them
ive got so much bounced text i could find hamlet written in it
tell me yours are working and its just me i will offer up the slaughtered corpse of my cool for that info

1/2

[scalemates]

[ ... bounced texts?

that scrap of info stops terezi in her tracks. an ear remains cocked for any noise of darkness creatures but most of her attention is taken by what davesprite is trying to tell her. her entire body turns icy underneath her redglare uniform as the weight of this sinks onto her shoulders.

n-no he can't be gone, they were gonna do a thing... ]

[scalemates]

1M 4 L1TTL3 BUSY 4T TH3 MOM3NT

[ that's right terezi, just push aside what you don't wanna know by ignoring it for a little bit. that won't backfire at all. ]

[plushrumpus]

[Well that bit about Jade is news, at least.]

he didnt say anything to you either.

[crowsicle]

he and tz were gonna do a thing
but im talking to her right now and hes not there

[plushrumpus]

alright.
brainstorming time.
if you and jaws decided to do a thing and then you bailed and didnt end up going home.
where would you be.

[aggrievance]

[....Oh.]

Well.
That's unfortunate.

[crowsicle]

ok thats one accounted for out of you know FOUR
you have witchy seery powers right do you know where they are

[aggrievance]

My witchy seery powers are not quite up to par in this area of Canada.
They seem out of my field of vision.

[vestalvogue]

Rose I Cannot Tell Is That A Human Sarcastic Declaration Of Unfortunate Which Means Things Are Actually Not So Bad Or A Sincere One
Please Say It Is The Former

[aggrievance]

As far as circumstances go, we are little better off whether we remain in Siren's Port or await our fates upon traveling meteors.
The separation itself is simply momentarily distressing.

[ornerycaps]

[ no no no, like he can deal with dave but jade was... cool. ]

WELL THANK GOD.
THE MORE PEOPLE THAT GET PULLED INTO THIS SHIT ZONE JUST MEANS MORE TROUBLE ANYWAYS.
WE SHOULD THROW THEM A GOOD-BYE PARTY AND SEE WHO ELSE WANTS TO DO THE SAME.
GOOD-BYES FOR EVERY ONE.

IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

[crowsicle]

ok who the fuck are you and where do you get the fuck off
consider me your flight attendant i will assist you the hell off this ride

[ornerycaps]

FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER, THE POINT IS I'M GIVING YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION HERE.
GET OVER IT, TRY TO GET HOME, AND YOU'LL SEE THEM.
IT'S AS EASY AS THAT.
SO IF YOU WERE GOING TO ASSIST ME OFF ANY RIDE I'D LIKE TO GET TO THE BACKLOOP EXPRESS THAT IS HOME.

[vestalvogue]

Im Sorry Karkat
What Exactly Do You Think You Are Saying
You Of All People Were Aware Of The Difficulty Of Our Previous Situation In Fact I Am Sure I Have Listened To Your Enumerate Our Despairing Possibilities More Times Than I Could Possibly Count

[ornerycaps]

OK, HONESTLY HOW DOES THAT MATTER?
IT IS BECAUSE OF MY DESPAIRING WORD VOMIT STAINED GLARINGLY ON THE WALLS YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS SO IMPORTANT FOR US TO GET BACK AND FIX UP OUR SHIT.
THIS IS ESPECIALLY SO FOR THEM.
SO THIS IS GOOD, IT'S PROGRESS.
OR WOULD YOU RATHER I GO GATHER UP A NEW PILE OF HORNS FOR GAMZEE SO I CAN WEEP GENTLY IN THEM OVER WHAT IS STUPENDOUS.
WONDERFUL! MARVELOUS!
NOT INTERESTED.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PUNCTURE A HOLE FOR MY ALIEN DISMAY FLUID BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING PACKED IN MY SACK.
AND SPEAKING OF GAMZEE, HE'S BEEN REALLY FREAKING ME OUT LATELY.
SHIT
WHATEVER
THAT'S NOT THE POINT
THE POINT IS THIS IS A GOOD THING AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME OTHERWISE.

Action.

[crowsicle]

[Fuck this. Sitting here texting isn't doing anybody any good. Even if there's basically no chance (Jade had his pendant, he knows she's gone), he's grabbing one of the apartment's spare swords and taking off to look for them.]

[roboshades]

[Unfortunately having a roommate who goes into hysterics over NV transmissions and sends you out to be a part of the search party means you...

Have to run into people with this much swag using roof tops as a vantage point to scan the entire surrounding area]

[vestalvogue]

What Do You Mean Jade Has Disappeared
Disappeared How
Disappeared Where
Please Present Your Evidence Immediately This Is A Matter Of Urgency
Has She Been Kidnapped Or Assaulted Because I Cannot Believe Such A Thing Would Happen To Jade I Am Quite Sure She Would Shoot Any Such Persons On Sight
Should I Start Searching For Her
I Will Go Right Now I Am Sure My Manager Will Understand This Is A Pressing Issue That Needs My Attention Right Away

[scalemates]

[ she has never seen smelled kanaya so panicked. ]

C4LM DOWN

[ and that's all she said. the snippy sassy sarcastic terezi can only, at this point, muster a "calm down." ]

[crowsicle]

she had my pendant thing
you know cause im a sprite thats a thing that i have
so if she was kidnapped or something id know and id deal with it end of story
but thats not it
shes just gone
either shes so far away i cant tell where she is or shes just
not here
like she went back to the medium i guess