[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

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[ornerycaps]

SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK THAT IS, SHUT UP.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY A LITTLE HARDER THAN SPEND YOUR TIME WASTING YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS ON SOMEONE WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE IT SHITSPONGE.
ACTUALLY, FORGET IT.
I TOLD YOU WHAT I NEEDED TO SAY AND HEARD WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR.
AND NOW I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, WAITING FOR ME TO FIX THIS PSYCHEDELIC FREAK OUT.

[crowsicle]

great
have fun
make sure to ask if it got tested for stds recently thats a romantic gesture in human culture
dont put out unless everything comes back positive
remember herpes is the gift that keeps on giving

[ornerycaps]

WHAT THE SHIT IS HERPES AND WHAT DOES A ROMANTIC HUMAN GESTURE HAVE TO DO WITH PARADOX SPACE????
NEVERMIND
DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.

[ he is. ]

OR I'LL FIGURE IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO.
SAVES US BOTH SOME TIME FROM YOUR SHITTY BLOOPERS OF EXPLANATIONS.
GOOD-BYE, IDIOT.

[crowsicle]

k bye