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[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

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[crowsicle]

i dont know if i really get it but
i guess i know what its like to get used to having people around again
and jades pretty easy to get used to
im gonna go look for her and dave so sit tight
or if you really want to help maybe you could handcuff yourself to rose or something
shes probably into that anyway

[vestalvogue]

Terezi Made Me Promise That Next Time We Would Affix Rose Firmly To A Chair So I Would Not Worry Too Much About That
But I Would Feel Remiss If I Didnt Ask
Would You Like Me To Come With You

[crowsicle]

can you fly

[vestalvogue]

No Unfortunately I Cannot

[crowsicle]

well i was gonna do the aerial search thing
you know as if a birds eye view would actually accomplish anything
so sorry i guesss
but can you do me a favor
terezis already out there
i know the bloodhound thing is her gig but do you think you can sniff her out

[vestalvogue]

Terezi Or Jade
I Could Perhaps Give It A Shot
I Am Not Sure My Senses Have Been Heightened
But It Is Worth Putting It To The Test

[crowsicle]

im not worried about tz

[He is.]

but bro and i are both going out and i dont want her snarfing down all the crayons unsupervised

[vestalvogue]

[It's easier to pretend that they're not both worried.]

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<font face="courier" color"#008141"><strong>Yes I Can See The Danger There
I Will See If I Can Track Her Down And Keep Her Occupied
At The Very Least I Will Try To Substitute Something For The Crayons

[crowsicle]

just make sure its not your fingers
we dont know where her teeth have been
actually if we did know thatd be probably even more of a huge nope
so yeah
be careful

[vestalvogue]

I Could Guess Where They Have Been But I Dont Think I Would Want To
Thank You Dave
You Too
Let Me Know If You Find Anything