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sirenspull2012-04-05 10:20 pm
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[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]
john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here
jade disappeared and i cant find dave
john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here
jade disappeared and i cant find dave
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here
jade disappeared and i cant find dave
john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here
jade disappeared and i cant find dave
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1...
WOULDNT KNOW
1 H4V3 N3V3R TR13D TH1S B3FOR3
G4MZ33 4ND T4VROS D1D 1T 4 LOT 4ND 1T 4LW4YS S33M3D PR3TTY DUMB WH3N TH3Y D1D
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the rap trolls right
jesus they were awful
anyway youre with me that means youve already got a five mile jump on those guys
seriously the comparison doesnt even bear consideration theyre going to eat your dust and beg for more
i am going to show you the world tz so you better hold on to your carpet
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4LW4YS W1TH TH3 N4UGHTY 3UPH3M1SMS....
[ instead of being completely confused or rolling with the metaphor. ]
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not everybody can handle close encounters with my unalloyed musical genius
ive seen many an innocent pair of panties ruined forever
lesser creatures have fallen
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1 4M ONLY S1X
1F YOU CONT1NU3 ON TH1S SUBJ3CT 1 4M L14BL3 TO HOLD YOU 1N CONT3MPT OF COURTBLOCK
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gonna haul me in officer
i thought you were supposed to be keeping me on the straight and narrow
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W3 4R3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4 S3R1OUS T4LK D4V3S1CL3
V3RY S3R1OUS
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am i going to have to call bro to pick me up from the principals office with a handwritten letter of apology and a fire extinguisher
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TH3N Y3S!
4LL OF TH4T W1LL N33D TO H4PP3N B3FOR3 1 CUT YOU FR33 OF MY NOOS3 OF PUN1SHM3NT
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