[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

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[crowsicle]

damn girl
youre into some kinky shit
just make sure to leave a sock on the door or something ok
im jazzed you feel more at home here but dont make yourself THAT comfortable

[....]

rose left and came back a couple times
right

1/2

[scalemates]

H4H4H4H4!
YOUV3 GOT TH3 WRONG 1D34
BUT DONT WORRY
1T W4S HUMOROUS 4NYW4Y

[scalemates]

HMM Y3S 1 B3L13V3 SH3 D1D
4ND 1 COULD NOT H3LP BUT NOT1C3 SH3 W4S B4CK NOW
HOW RUD3 OF H3R R34LLY
NOT S4Y1NG H3LLO TO M3
BUT W1TH H3R B31NG TH3 SNOOTY G1RL SHE 1S
1 WOULD 3XP3CT NOTH1NG L3SS
3V3RY T1M3 SH3 BRUSH3S M3 OFF 1 F1ND MY H4TR3D FOR H3R GROW1NG 3V3R STRONG3R
D3ST1NY 1S 4 POW3RFUL TH1NG D4V3SPR1T3
4ND TH3 MOST POW3RFUL OF 4LL
1S TH3 WR1TT3N D3ST1NY B3TW33N H4T3FR13NDS L1K3 SH3 4ND 1 4R3 M34NT TO B3

[ that's right tz. facetiously hit on rose via davesprite to hide the fact that you're starting to worry that you might never seen your best friend again. keep it up, you might even convince yourself some day. ]

[crowsicle]

uh
what
tell me youre not hitting on my ghost slime sister
thats really not a thing that needs to be happening right now
or fucking ever
oh my god you two together would be the worst haughty broads ever im not letting you twenty feet near her

[scalemates]

OH R34LLY?
WH4T M4K3S YOU SO SUR3 YOU C4N CONTROL M3?

[crowsicle]

been testing stink bombs up on the roof

[scalemates]

4ND YOU TH1NK TH4T BOTH3RS M3?

[crowsicle]

well if i make the whole apartment smell like puke and licorice
whos to say i cant change shit up in the confusion

1/2

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PL34S3 TH3 ONLY P3RSON TH4T WOULD BOTH3R 1S D4V3 >:]

[scalemates]

....

[ ...suddenly it's a little hard to breathe. ]

M4YB3
W3 COULD
JOK3 4BOUT TH1S L4T3R

[crowsicle]

yeah
im going to go look for them

[scalemates]

WH4T DO YOU TH1NK TH4T W1LL 4CCOMPL1SH

[crowsicle]

me not completely losing my shit
again
maybe

1/3

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DO YOU

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[ she starts talking and then immediately stops herself, but the message is sent before she can delete it—a drawback to the transcription software the port put in the glasses. terezi halts herself, changing her mind about asking to accompany him because she's well aware that his opinion of her is still fairly negative. ]

[scalemates]

1 TH1NK
1 W1LL ST4Y OUT H3R3 FOR 4 B1T LONG3R
1F W3 H4PP3N TO CROSS P4THS
DONT B3 ST1NGY W1TH 4 FR13NDLY F1STBUNP >;]

[ if she's not crying by that point, that is. ]

[crowsicle]

[He hesitates before answering. The thought of flying out into the night to look for his friends--alone--again--when they could be hurt or dead or just fucking gone...

But Terezi played a different role that time. He can't see her right now. Not yet.]

ok
keep your super sniffer out of the gutters till then or were gonna have to have words

[scalemates]

WH4T K1ND OF WORDS

[crowsicle]

i dunno how sick are your fires

1/2

[scalemates]

[ ... wait shit she knows this she's lived with the striders long enough to get this!! ]

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TH3Y 4R3 SO UNH34LTHY 1TS 4BSOLUT3LY 4BSURD
TH3Y 4R3 LY1NG ON YOUR HUM4N B3D G4SP1NG TH13R L4ST
4S TH13R 3Y3S SW3LL SHUT 4ND TH13R F1NG3RS F4LL OFF

[ yeah she has no idea what she just said. but if it means keeping up appearances for a few minutes longer, then so be it. ]

[crowsicle]

sounds absolutely incurable
ill have to check my schedule see how many sick days i get off for this shit
because those are exactly the kind of words were going to have
better grab your hazmat suit this place is just ripe for the illnasty epidemic

[scalemates]

OK4Y SOUNDS GOOD

[ ... ]

SO TH3S3 4R3 GOOD WORDS R1GHT
1 TH1NK 1 GOT LOST 1N 4LL TH3 1RON13S 4ND DOUBL3T4LK

[ which is ironic in and of itself because terezi is a master at doubletalk. ]

[crowsicle]

let me put it this way for you
if i dont have to add one more person to the list of incredible douchebags i need to lock in a box with airholes for their own continuing safety
then we can have a slam on the roof
and ill even let you go first hows that for generosity

[Because it's been a couple weeks now, and the thought of her disappearing, too, is enough to merit at least this as a peace offering.]

[scalemates]

4R3 YOU 1NS1NU4T1NG TH4T B3C4US3 1 4M BL1ND 1 WOULD N33D 4 H34D ST4RT?
N33D 1 R3M1ND YOU TH4T 1 4M 4LW4YS GO1NG TO B3 H1GH3R ON MY 3SCH3L4DD3R TH4N YOU?