[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

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[crowsicle]

ok
everythings cool and nobodys participating in the 2012 handle gymnastics but i think im gonna step out for a little while
take some pictures of the moon
slap some text on them in photoshop like the douchiest hipster
post it later with a sonnet so tender lalonde cries her mascara out
basically be chill as fuck you see what im saying

[plushrumpus]

sounds like a plan.

dont wait up either.
got some shit to do.
ill be in before too long.

[crowsicle]

k cool

[plushrumpus]

[Sweet. He's gonna keep searching, then. Don't be surprised if he doesn't actually come back until past sunrise.]