[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[plushrumpus]

sounds like a plan.

dont wait up either.
got some shit to do.
ill be in before too long.

[crowsicle]

k cool

[plushrumpus]

[Sweet. He's gonna keep searching, then. Don't be surprised if he doesn't actually come back until past sunrise.]