[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[aggrievance]

[....Oh.]

Well.
That's unfortunate.

[crowsicle]

ok thats one accounted for out of you know FOUR
you have witchy seery powers right do you know where they are

[aggrievance]

My witchy seery powers are not quite up to par in this area of Canada.
They seem out of my field of vision.

[crowsicle]

thats pretty much the most disgustingly ominous thing i have ever heard you say
like could you be more cryptic please i dont think i got the harrowing implications of that statement

[aggrievance]

Fine.
In layman's terms, then: I don't know.

[crowsicle]

ok that
was even less comforting than i thought it would be i dont know why i was expecting anything else
can you tell if theyre even ok
or if theres something i can do i kind of
am not really excited for this thing that just keeps happening believe it or not

[vestalvogue]

Rose I Cannot Tell Is That A Human Sarcastic Declaration Of Unfortunate Which Means Things Are Actually Not So Bad Or A Sincere One
Please Say It Is The Former

[aggrievance]

As far as circumstances go, we are little better off whether we remain in Siren's Port or await our fates upon traveling meteors.
The separation itself is simply momentarily distressing.

[vestalvogue]

Augh Not You Too
I Hear Enough Of This Continually From Karkat
Could You Elaborate On Your Reasoning For This Baffling Train Of Through Please And Thank You

[aggrievance]

I just find the lack of imminent doom looming over our heads somewhat comforting, given our previous situation.
I'm sure if you allow me several more weeks, I'll be pining for the desolate space of that meteor in no time.

[vestalvogue]

Wait Then Are You Agreeing With Me That Her Return Would Not Be Ideal Or Are You Agreeing With Karkat That It Is

[aggrievance]

Perhaps each point has its strengths.

[vestalvogue]

That Is Not An Answer Rose

[aggrievance]

It's a complicated question.

[vestalvogue]

I Thought You Thrived On Those

[aggrievance]

Perhaps it's my duty to be so, as a Seer of Light.
I'm merely choosing to point out there are both strengths and weaknesses to returning home quickly and perhaps enjoying some semblance of a normal lifestyle again.
Or perhaps one that doesn't involve a murderous, omnipresent being breathing down our trail.
Our circumstances aren't particularly favorable whether we remain in Siren's Port or return to the medium.

[vestalvogue]

What Do You Find So Unfavorable About Here
I Have Been Waiting For A Convincing Argument But So Far No One Seems To Have Come Up With One

[aggrievance]

The expectation that we live our life in banishment here does seem a bit demeaning.

[vestalvogue]

I Was Under The Impression We Were Already Doing That Prior To Our Arrival In Canada