[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[aggrievance]

My witchy seery powers are not quite up to par in this area of Canada.
They seem out of my field of vision.

[crowsicle]

thats pretty much the most disgustingly ominous thing i have ever heard you say
like could you be more cryptic please i dont think i got the harrowing implications of that statement

[aggrievance]

Fine.
In layman's terms, then: I don't know.

[crowsicle]

ok that
was even less comforting than i thought it would be i dont know why i was expecting anything else
can you tell if theyre even ok
or if theres something i can do i kind of
am not really excited for this thing that just keeps happening believe it or not