[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

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[ornerycaps]

FUCK, KANAYA YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.
THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS PLACE.
WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL GET THROWN BACK INTO THE VEIL WITHOUT OUR CONSENT.
I'M NOT GOING TO INVEST MY FUCKING LIFE IN A PLACE THAT IS GOING TO SPEND IT'S TIME BOUNCING US AROUND LIKE RUBBER SPHERE INTO RANDOM PARADOXES OF SPACE.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
I'M JUST DOING WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSE TO DO
I HAVE THINGS TO DO
WE HAVE THINGS TO DO
ALL OF US.
I'M HAVE TO FIX THIS AFTER AFTER THAT HAPPENED.
I
FUCK
I CAN FIX THIS.

[vestalvogue]

Can You
It Seems To Me That We Have Been Trying To Fix Quite A Few Things
And All Of Our Plans Have Come Precisely To Shit
This Is Not A Recrimination On You
You Have Been A Wonderful Leader In Your Way And Your Dedication To The Notion That Your Personal Agency Can Play Such A Large Part Is I Guess Quite Admirable
But Everything For Me Has Been In Brief A Clusterfuck
Forgive Me If I No Longer Feel Whatever Job I Have Left To Do There Is Worth Doing
Since My Job Was Apparently To Cause Misfortune And Fail Dramatically
I Will Invest Myself Here Thank You Very Much
Where The People I Care About Are
Yourself Included