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[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[scalemates]

1 H4V3NT G1V3N UP
NOT R34LLY
NOT 1N H1M

[ herself? that's a whole different story. ]

BUT 1F H3 H4S L3FT
4 C1RCUMST4NC3 TH4T 1S LOOK1NG MOR3 4ND MOR3 L1K3LY
TH3N H3 W1LL B3 B4CK 3V3NTU4LLY
1 4M JUST
UPS3T?
Y34H TH4T SOUNDS 4BOUT R1GHT
1 4M UPS3T TH4T 1 D1DNT G3T TO T3LL H1M 4 F3W TH1NGS

[plushrumpus]

then i guess its not my place to ask.

[scalemates]

YOU C4N 4SK

[plushrumpus]

alright.
i got a confidential ear to lend a brosis if she needs it.
though if this has to do with any flush crushes or crushes of any of the i wanna bang you quadrants you dont gotta get too personal if you dont wanna.
i know how it is.

[Lookit you, Bro, using troll lingo. What a hip motherfucker, he actually paid attention to those discussions that I've just now decided he and Terezi must have had by this point. :|]

[scalemates]

[ she was going to say something sarcastic about "you can ask but i don't have to tell" but wow bro

wow. also yes she totes told bro all about quadrants via ranting about karkat and his dumb self. ]

...
1 4M NOT SURE 1F TH1S 1S ON3 OF YOUR 1RON13S BRO-LUSUS
BUT
4R3 YOU SUGG3ST1NG WH4T 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 SUGG3ST1NG >:?

[plushrumpus]

im just saying.
a lot of humans dont like hearing about someone having the hots for their family members.
weird i know but thats pretty standard.

and like i said i know how it is.
maybe not how it is to wanna get up on a member of an alien species specifically.
but close enough.

1/2

[scalemates]

[ she never actually thought about it like that. she was too busy making fun of karkat and trolling the shit out of him. and picking on him. and then basically having a kick-ass time hanging out with dave.

it just didn't register as a Thing.

maybe she just feels a little more emotional than normal given what happened with karkat just now. ]

[scalemates]

4S MUCH 4S 1 4PPR3C14T3 YOUR OFF3R
TH1S 1S NOT TH3 T1M3 NOR PL4C3 TO 3NT3RT41N TH3 1D34
TOO M4NY TH1NGS 4R3 GO1NG ON
4ND 3V3N 1F 1T W3R3 4 TH1NG TH4T W4S TRU3
OF WH1CH 1 4M SUR3 1TS NOT
M4YB3
1T WOULDNT M4TT3R MUCH 4T TH1S PO1NT

[plushrumpus]

aight.
so whatd you wanna tell him.