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john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

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[ no no no, like he can deal with dave but jade was... cool. ]

WELL THANK GOD.
THE MORE PEOPLE THAT GET PULLED INTO THIS SHIT ZONE JUST MEANS MORE TROUBLE ANYWAYS.
WE SHOULD THROW THEM A GOOD-BYE PARTY AND SEE WHO ELSE WANTS TO DO THE SAME.
GOOD-BYES FOR EVERY ONE.

IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

ok who the fuck are you and where do you get the fuck off
consider me your flight attendant i will assist you the hell off this ride

FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER, THE POINT IS I'M GIVING YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION HERE.
GET OVER IT, TRY TO GET HOME, AND YOU'LL SEE THEM.
IT'S AS EASY AS THAT.
SO IF YOU WERE GOING TO ASSIST ME OFF ANY RIDE I'D LIKE TO GET TO THE BACKLOOP EXPRESS THAT IS HOME.

obviously trying to get home turned out to be a real profitable tactic for you
heres a round of applause congratulating you on your success
oh wait that's not clapping thats only one hand
and whats that
its only one finger
whoa mind = blown it looks like im actually flipping you off here
imagine that

SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK THAT IS, SHUT UP.
I'M WORKING ON IT.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY A LITTLE HARDER THAN SPEND YOUR TIME WASTING YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS ON SOMEONE WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE IT SHITSPONGE.
ACTUALLY, FORGET IT.
I TOLD YOU WHAT I NEEDED TO SAY AND HEARD WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR.
AND NOW I HAVE A CRUCIAL DATE WITH PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, WAITING FOR ME TO FIX THIS PSYCHEDELIC FREAK OUT.

great
have fun
make sure to ask if it got tested for stds recently thats a romantic gesture in human culture
dont put out unless everything comes back positive
remember herpes is the gift that keeps on giving

WHAT THE SHIT IS HERPES AND WHAT DOES A ROMANTIC HUMAN GESTURE HAVE TO DO WITH PARADOX SPACE????
NEVERMIND
DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.

[ he is. ]

OR I'LL FIGURE IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO.
SAVES US BOTH SOME TIME FROM YOUR SHITTY BLOOPERS OF EXPLANATIONS.
GOOD-BYE, IDIOT.

k bye

Im Sorry Karkat
What Exactly Do You Think You Are Saying
You Of All People Were Aware Of The Difficulty Of Our Previous Situation In Fact I Am Sure I Have Listened To Your Enumerate Our Despairing Possibilities More Times Than I Could Possibly Count

OK, HONESTLY HOW DOES THAT MATTER?
IT IS BECAUSE OF MY DESPAIRING WORD VOMIT STAINED GLARINGLY ON THE WALLS YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS SO IMPORTANT FOR US TO GET BACK AND FIX UP OUR SHIT.
THIS IS ESPECIALLY SO FOR THEM.
SO THIS IS GOOD, IT'S PROGRESS.
OR WOULD YOU RATHER I GO GATHER UP A NEW PILE OF HORNS FOR GAMZEE SO I CAN WEEP GENTLY IN THEM OVER WHAT IS STUPENDOUS.
WONDERFUL! MARVELOUS!
NOT INTERESTED.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PUNCTURE A HOLE FOR MY ALIEN DISMAY FLUID BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING PACKED IN MY SACK.
AND SPEAKING OF GAMZEE, HE'S BEEN REALLY FREAKING ME OUT LATELY.
SHIT
WHATEVER
THAT'S NOT THE POINT
THE POINT IS THIS IS A GOOD THING AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME OTHERWISE.

[ oh she is all kinds of unhappy with karkat right now ]

M4YB3
1T 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG FOR YOU
BUT FOR M3
4ND FOR K4N4Y4
TH1S 1S B4D
TH3S3 4R3 OUR FR13NDS
1 KNOW TH3Y DONT M34N MUCH TO YOU
BUT TO US TH3Y D1D
SO YOU KNOW WH4T K4RK4T?
K1NDLY SHUT TH3 FUCK UP

[ OH MY GOD. THIS IS NOT HOW THEIR ARGUMENTS ARE SUPPOSE TO GO.

He can't take this right now. Jade was his friend, he does miss her, but he's not even admitting to that. Stay ~~stupid~~ strong, Karkat. You can still make this right. ]

TEREZI, I REALLY DON'T NEED YOU KICKING MY BULGE ABOUT THIS.
WHATEVER RELATIONS WE HAD AND WHETHER OR NOT WE MISS THEM IS NOT THE POINT IN THE MATTER.
I'M SPEAKING FACTS, IF YOU CARE SO MUCH YOU SHOULD FIND A WAY TO GO HOME TOO.
BE HAPPY FOR THEM, WHATEVER.
WE'LL NEVER MOVE ON FROM HERE.

[ kjdhgkdg she can see the logical argument, as always expected from a seer, but she's also hurting from the loss of her friend. and being only six sweeps she's still at the mercy of her emotions for the time being. ]

F1N3 TH3N
M4YB3 1 W1LL!
M4YB3 1 W1LL SP3ND 4LL MY T1M3 H3R3 LOOK1NG FOR 4 W4Y TO G3T B4CK
4ND WH3N 1 F1ND 1T
1 WONT T3LL YOU
HOW 4BOUT TH4T??
DONT T4LK TO M3 K4RK4T
1 R34LLY DO NOT W4NT TO SM3LL YOUR MUSTY P4V3M3NT GR4Y ON MY SCR33N R1GHT NOW

[ a verbal DOOF. ]

[ being six sweeps is hard, but despite the verbal doof that signaled for him to stop he doesn't.

she'll see it eventually and answer back, right?]

FINE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ANYMORE ANYWAYS.
IT'LL BE EASILY THAT WAY TOO, ONE LESS PERSON TO HAVE TO LOOK AFTER.
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR STUPID EXPEDITION.

No
I Cannot Believe You
Karkat Normally I Have Always Stood By You And Attempted To Support You Regardless Of Whether Or Not I Felt Misgivings About What You Wanted To Accomplish
But In This
You Are Dead Wrong
You Know What
Fuck Our Shit
That Is What I Have To Say About That
Regardless Of Aradias Reassurance We Have Completely Failed In Everything We Have Ever Attempted And I Do Not Understand How You Could Conceive Of Leaving Someplace Where We Do Not Have To Huddle In Crippling Fear On A Forsaken Chunk Of Rock Hoping That Everything Works Out
No
Could You For Once Remove Your Head From Where You Have Lodged It Thoroughly Up Your Sphincter And Grasp That For Once We Were Relatively Safe
We Could Have Lives
Even After The Disaster Our Sessions Became
And You Want To Sit Here And Tell Me Its Better To Return To That
No
I Am Tired Of At Looking My Failures
I Am Tired Of Trying To Fix What I Am Not Even Sure Can Be Fixed
You Are Selfish And Stupid And I Refuse To Listen To Any More Of This Drivel On Your Part
You Are Not Acting Like A Leader
You Are Acting Like A Fool

And Fuck Gamzee Too
If You Know Where He Is I Want To Know Right Now
I Am Not Putting Up With Him Any Longer
I Will Fix That Mess Quite Willingly
I Have A Plan
It Is Called I Will Hack His Ass In Two And There Will Be No More Problem

[He's been quiet on the front of missing compatriots; his moirail is still beyond his reach and he was only faintly acquainted with the two humans. One bit among the mass of texts blipping back and forth catches his interest, though, and coaxes him to finally pipe up.]

D --> I
D --> Agree with this proposal
D --> Yesk kf

[FIDDLEFUCK DID HE JUST TYPE SOMETHING THAT GROSSLY DISHONORABLE INTO A PUBLIC STRE-- yeah, it looks like he did. His hands are shaking in a manner that is distinctly not strong or noble or any other adjective he likes as he does it, too.]

D --> *Yes

[Equius, Kanaya has absolutely no idea what was supposed to be. Fuck yes? She would be proud, if she could be sure that was what he said, but it helps- somewhat, that somebody agrees. It's something they could do.]

Thank You Equius That Is Quite Refreshing To Hear
We Have Never Talked About This Before
I Assume As This Reflects A Change In Your General Attitude Towards The Hemospectrum
You Are Fully Aware Of What Befalls You

[Kanaya, Equius has absolutely no idea what he is saying either and will likely chalk it up to an elaborate gag or temporary insanity when his right-thinking wits get back to him. It takes him a few tense minutes to assemble something resembling a cogent response.]

D --> Oh
D --> Goodness, no
D --> Perish the thought
D --> It does not imply I wish to see our noble caste system deconstructed in any manner
D --> My ire lies not with my betters
D --> Just
D --> One in particular

Under The Circumstances That Is More Than Acceptable
And More Or Less What I Meant Anyway
I Have No Designs For Social Rebellion
As Such I Will Refrain From Mentioning The Person Of Eridan Ampora And How I Bisected Him Once Previously Already In Revenge
Beyond That I Suppose As Evidence Of Just How Seriously I Take This Matter And How Far I Am Willing To Go
But I Already Firmly Committed To This Plan
I Have Been For Quite Some Time
So I Would Welcome Your Assistance Greatly Equius

D --> Oh is that what happened
D --> I heard he was behooving in the cretin-like manner common of his kind
D --> It is good to know someone took care of that nuisance
D --> And worry not, it is well within your caste's boundaries to mutilate Ampora's ilk
D --> It is the social call of every landdweller, in fact

[Beating around the bush, isn't he? At least crushing seadwellers is a topic he's comfortable with. The other one...not so much.]

D --> I
D --> Er
D --> Well
D --> It pleases me to see your devotion
D --> You may count upon my assistance with the matter

[Oh fishsticks what has he gotten himself into.]

Thank You Equius I Appreciate That
I Must Admit
I Didnt Exactly Expect You To Agree With Either My Actions Or My Decisions Regarding Gamzee Or Eridan
But If We Are Going To Do This You Have To Be Committed To This Motion
Or We Will Both End Up Dead Again

FUCK, KANAYA YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.
THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS PLACE.
WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'LL GET THROWN BACK INTO THE VEIL WITHOUT OUR CONSENT.
I'M NOT GOING TO INVEST MY FUCKING LIFE IN A PLACE THAT IS GOING TO SPEND IT'S TIME BOUNCING US AROUND LIKE RUBBER SPHERE INTO RANDOM PARADOXES OF SPACE.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
I'M JUST DOING WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSE TO DO
I HAVE THINGS TO DO
WE HAVE THINGS TO DO
ALL OF US.
I'M HAVE TO FIX THIS AFTER AFTER THAT HAPPENED.
I
FUCK
I CAN FIX THIS.

Can You
It Seems To Me That We Have Been Trying To Fix Quite A Few Things
And All Of Our Plans Have Come Precisely To Shit
This Is Not A Recrimination On You
You Have Been A Wonderful Leader In Your Way And Your Dedication To The Notion That Your Personal Agency Can Play Such A Large Part Is I Guess Quite Admirable
But Everything For Me Has Been In Brief A Clusterfuck
Forgive Me If I No Longer Feel Whatever Job I Have Left To Do There Is Worth Doing
Since My Job Was Apparently To Cause Misfortune And Fail Dramatically
I Will Invest Myself Here Thank You Very Much
Where The People I Care About Are
Yourself Included

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