[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[ornerycaps]

[ OH MY GOD. THIS IS NOT HOW THEIR ARGUMENTS ARE SUPPOSE TO GO.

He can't take this right now. Jade was his friend, he does miss her, but he's not even admitting to that. Stay stupid strong, Karkat. You can still make this right. ]

TEREZI, I REALLY DON'T NEED YOU KICKING MY BULGE ABOUT THIS.
WHATEVER RELATIONS WE HAD AND WHETHER OR NOT WE MISS THEM IS NOT THE POINT IN THE MATTER.
I'M SPEAKING FACTS, IF YOU CARE SO MUCH YOU SHOULD FIND A WAY TO GO HOME TOO.
BE HAPPY FOR THEM, WHATEVER.
WE'LL NEVER MOVE ON FROM HERE.

[scalemates]

[ kjdhgkdg she can see the logical argument, as always expected from a seer, but she's also hurting from the loss of her friend. and being only six sweeps she's still at the mercy of her emotions for the time being. ]

F1N3 TH3N
M4YB3 1 W1LL!
M4YB3 1 W1LL SP3ND 4LL MY T1M3 H3R3 LOOK1NG FOR 4 W4Y TO G3T B4CK
4ND WH3N 1 F1ND 1T
1 WONT T3LL YOU
HOW 4BOUT TH4T??
DONT T4LK TO M3 K4RK4T
1 R34LLY DO NOT W4NT TO SM3LL YOUR MUSTY P4V3M3NT GR4Y ON MY SCR33N R1GHT NOW

[ a verbal DOOF. ]

[ornerycaps]

[ being six sweeps is hard, but despite the verbal doof that signaled for him to stop he doesn't.

she'll see it eventually and answer back, right?]

FINE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ANYMORE ANYWAYS.
IT'LL BE EASILY THAT WAY TOO, ONE LESS PERSON TO HAVE TO LOOK AFTER.
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR STUPID EXPEDITION.