[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[gunsling]

Nevermind your comical misspellings and pointless freak outs right now!
You cant know shes gone for sure until youve gone and searched for her.
Which is something i personally plan to set out to do effective immediately.

[crowsicle]

im already on it you presumptuous douche
its fucking stupid
but by this point theres no one better at futile searches than me
im goddamn galahad after the holy fail
go back to your little hideyhole and leave the questing to the big boys ok

[gunsling]

If you think im about to leave her safety squarely on your shoulders and do nothing myself youre in for a nasty disappointment!

[crowsicle]

fine whatever get yourself killed i dont care
im not pulling your ass out of the fire
i am officially done hauling charred rumps out of idiotic self imposed conflagrations
consider this my resignation letter and take the last three years i had to redo as my two weeks notice
im out

[gunsling]

Considering i never once asked for you to this suits me just fine!
I have been taking care of myself for years and ill keep doing it without some orange text butthole insulting me at every turn.