[Text: Locked to the Homestuck Cast]

[crowsicle]

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

john rose get in here right now
if you do not present your asses here in this memo where i can see them i am going to seriously flip the fuck out
you will not have asses by the time i am done with you
your grandchildren will be born assless
i cant even
guys you better be here

jade disappeared and i cant find dave

Comments

[vestalvogue]

I Was Just Speculating That It Could Be A Thing
That Is What I Would Like To Have Ruled Out
I Think

[scalemates]

W3LL W3 4R3 RUL1NG 1T OUT R1GHT NOW >:[
POOF
1T 1S OFF TH3 T4BL3

[vestalvogue]

Yes Thank You I Am Sure I Would Not Have Grasped That Without Your Saying So
What A Kind And Magnanimous Thing For You To Do
Just Poof

[scalemates]

Y3S 3X4CTLY
TH4NK YOU FOR R34L1Z1NG TH1S
JUST POOF

[vestalvogue]

If You Are Trying To Be Reassuring
Or Sympathetic
You Are Doing A Terrible Job Of It

1/2

[scalemates]

1 4M S4Y1NG TH4T D4V3
4ND 1 GU3SS J4D3 TOO 1 WOULDNT KNOW
1 DONT KNOW H3R 4LL TH4T W3LL
BUT D4V3 1S D3F1N1T3LY TOO SM4RT FOR TH4T BULLSH1T
TH3R3S NO W4Y H3D G3T H1MS3LF C4UGHT UP 1N SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T 4ND 1F H3 D1D
H3D KNOW TO C4LL FOR H3LP

[scalemates]

[ she wants to abscond from this post and go cry so badly but she keeps getting caught up in stupid FUCKING arguments with people who are supposed to be her friends. and she's not sure but she thinks she might've broken up with karkat just now.

if breaking up was even a thing.

if there was even a thing to begin with.

who knows with that guy any more. her friend's gone, karkat's being an idiot and she's just. falling apart, apparently.

she takes a moment's pause to catch her breath, sitting herself down on one of the sidewalk curbs. ]

1 WOULD R4TH3R B3L13V3 TH3 L3SS3R OF TWO 3V1LS R1GHT NOW
1 HOP3 TH4T 1S OK4Y W1TH YOU M1SS FUSSYF4NGS

[vestalvogue]

[Kanaya is always prompt to respond with word vomit, even though she has no idea of her own feelings herself, even though she wants to curl up into the smallest ball imaginable and cry and never come out of the corner ever again. She even knew, from Rose, and still Jade was taken-]

Do You Think
That For Them To Be Somewhere We Have No Hope Of Reaching Them
Is The Lesser Of Two Evils
I Am Conflicted You See
If They Were Here And I Could Find Them Nothing Would Stop Me From Tearing Down The Walls And Razing The Entire Battalion Of Captors
I Think
That Is A Thing I Could Probably Do Now
And I Know You Know Even Less Than I Do About What Is To Become Of Us
Terezi
I Know It Is Not A Thing That Has Happened And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It Now That They Have Left Beyond Grasping Or Retrieving Or Reasonable Hope Of Recovery
I Know That
I Even Knew It Was Possible This Could Happen And I Still
Did Not Keep A Close Enough Watch
Or

[scalemates]

[ it takes terezi a few minutes to reply, having pulled the shades from her eyes long enough to wipe her teal-colored tears off her cheeks. she can't let these iShades fry. as it stands right now, it's the only thing she has around to remind her of her friend. ]

1 WOULD GO W1TH YOU
1 WOULD W4V3 MY M1GHTY S33RS B4TON 4ND R3ND D3STRUCT1ON UPON TH13R H34DS
W1TH YOU
W1TH 3V3RYON3
4S OUR W34PONS
YOU WOULD NOT F4C3 THOS3 TH1NGS 4LON3
W3 D3F34T3D 1MM34SUR4BL3 ODDS B3FOR3 4ND 3V3N H3R3 1 DO NOT TH1NK W3 WOULD F41L 1F W3 H4D TO F4C3 TH3M 4G41N
BUT TH3 PO1NT 1S
TH3Y 4R3 JUST HUM4NS

[ and fuck if that hurts to say. she saw this when she made the mistake of killing that doomed dave because he wouldn't do anything she asked otherwise, nor would he have understood. ]

TORTUR3 4ND 3XP3R1M3NT4T1ON SOUNDS L1K3 4 TROLL TH1NG TO DO
TH3Y 4R3 NOT M3NT4LLY 3QU1PP3D TO H4NDL3 TH4T
SO Y3S 1 B3L13V3
TH4T BY NOT B31NG H3R3
4ND NOT H4V1NG TO F4C3 TH4T HORROR
1S TH3 B3TT3R OPT1ON
1 DO NOT TH1NK TH4T TH3R3 W4S 4NYTH1NG W3 COULD DO TO K33P TH3M H3R3 K4N4Y4
JUST 4S TH3 PORT PULLS P3OPL3 H3R3 1T 1S W3LL DOCUM3NT3D TH4T 1T S3NDS TH3M B4CK
ON 4 WH1M
4ND TH3R3S NOTH1NG 4NYON3 C4N DO TO STOP 1T
1... B3L13V3 TH4T NOW
H4V1NG 3XP3R13NC3D 1T MYS3LF

........

1 JUST W1SH
1 COULD H4V3 S41D GOODBY3
4ND
TH4T
1 W4S SORRY

[vestalvogue]

I Have Come To The Conclusion That There Has Never Been Something I Could Do About Anything
All My Attempts Have Ended In Smashing Failure
If I Had Been A Better Moirail Or Honest About My Feelings So That There Was No Moiraillegiance In The First Place
If I Had Been A Better Caretaker The Way My Lusus Needed Me To Be
If I Had Paid Closer Attention To Eridan
Of Course I Could Never Have Helped Jade Or Rescued Her
Why Would That Ever Be A Possibility
You Are Right Obviously But I Still
If There Were Something
Anything
I Dont Even Know What Im Saying Anymore I Dont Know What To Do There Is Nothing And Has Always Been Nothing
I Just Thought Perhaps That I Could Do Better Here



I Think
I Would Have Liked To Say That Too

1/2

[scalemates]

[ there was so much information in that reply that terezi doesn't know and can't understand. eridan? what's he got to do with anything. she hasn't yet found out from vriska the fact that she's only killed tavros, and normally terezi's very good at processing information that gets dumped on her every second of every day but right now...

fuck those guys. ]

YOU C4N K4N4Y4
1T 1S 4 POSS1B1L1TY FOR 4LL OF US
4S YOU S41D B3FOR3 H3R3 W3 C4N PR3TTY MUCH ST4RT OV3R
TH1S
R1GHT H3R3
W4S NOT OUR F4ULT

YOU 4R3 MOR3 TH4N NOTH1NG
JUST L1K3 TH3 R3ST OF US
YOU JUST H4V3NT FOUND WH4T YOUR SOM3TH1NG 1S Y3T

1 4M 4 PR3TTY SH1TTY S33R WH3N 3V3RYTH1NG 1S S41D 4ND DON3
WH1CH 1T S33MS TO B3
3V3N THOUGH 1TS NOT FROM MY P3RSP3CT1V3
1 GU3SS P3RSP3CT1V3 1S JUST 4 M4TT3R OF
1 DONT 3V3N KNOW
TH1S DO3SNT H4V3 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH TH3 TOP1C 4T H4ND

1F TH3Y COM3 B4CK
3V3N 1F TH3Y DONT R3M3MB3R
W3 W1LL T3LL TH3M GOODBY3
1T W1LL B3 L1K3 H3LLO
ONLY 1T W1LL B3 4 W4Y TO COV3R OUR 4SS3S
SO TH1S DO3SNT H4PP3N 4G41N

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SO JUST 1N C4S3 SOM3TH1NG H4PP3NS B3TW33N NOW 4ND TH3 N3XT T1M3 1 S33 YOU
GOODBY3 K4N4Y4
1 4M SORRY 1 D1DNT G3T TO KNOW YOU B3TT3R DUR1NG OUR T1M3 1N TH3 G4M3
OR ON TH3 M3T3OR
M4YB3 W3 SHOULD T4K3 TH3 OPPORTUN1TY W3 H4V3 H3R3
4ND F1X TH4T

[vestalvogue]

Yes I Think
There Is Quite A Lot I Think We Should Say To Each Other That We Have Been Leaving Unsaid
And Under Other Circumstances I Would Have Been Content To Allow That To Stand Because It Is Painful
We Need To Fix That
There Are Not Many Of Us Left Now And I Think I Would Like To Get To Know You Better Than I Have Before
Also I Would Like To Convince You To Stop Wearing Teal And Red In Such Abominably Large Splotches But I Suspect That Is Not Going To Happen
May I Come See You