one (VIDEO.)

[gammas]

[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

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[text] AWWWW HERE IT GOES

[deductives]

[...First Irene, and now this. What had he done to the Core recently? Or was it just feeling especially cruel to him in particular?]

Forgot to mention the glow of motherhood.

[Video/X-Man filters]

[thelittlestbub]

... Jen? Jen... could you please come to the HoA? I need some help.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Nice hue.

[video]

[axemeaquestion]

Hey, I think I remember you.

[video]

[ace_of_knaves]

[Having not paid attention to a word said...]

Pam! You're back!

video;

[acclimatized]

[ ... greeeeen. ]

That's an impressive resume.

video;

[predominates]

[ Oh dear. 'Holmesy baby'? She's dying out of amusement and curiosity. Not to mention she's never seen so much... woman. Alarms are going off everywhere. ]

Welcome back, I should say then. And the pleasure's definitely mine.

video;

[ace_attorney]

...Lawyer sounds a little unglamorous when you put it next to all of that, Ms. Walters. Um, it's nice to meet you, though. I'm Phoenix Wright, current lawyer.

[acemedium]

You're back!

[audio]

[classdismissed]

[Oh holy shit. He remembers She-Hulk, of course. Hard to forget the huge green woman who once wanted your head on a plate. (Not that she ever realized that he was connected to those bombings of so long ago.) The sight of her makes him perk up a bit, if only because it means hope for his friends who had been sent home ages ago.]

You should know the Core doesn't give a shit about your priorities.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Are heroes for hire and bounty hunters two different things? Actually, the same could be said for a lady liberator and a lawyer, couldn't it--sort of--so your list is impressive but a bit redundant, I think. Could use a bit of trimming.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Why if it isn't the most badass attorney in several universes, what up She-Hulk?

[ video ]

[hostage]

[It's a superhero. It's a superhero. He can't contain his excitement. It comes in the form of this reply:]

Holy shit!

accidental audio

[hejhej]

[the new entry pops up while Lisbeth is playing around with her audio/video program. the green woman in front of her makes her choke on the Coke she had swirling in her mouth.

she coughs for about a minute straight, unable to disable her audio.]

[doeswhathewants]

Shulkie. How interesting.