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[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

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Nah. I'm not like, indestructible or something, you know? You just gotta work a little harder at it to knock me down. The bigger they are, the harder they fall and all.

Better than the rest of us.

[If only you knew how often he gets his ass kicked, woman.]

Hope I get something like that. Totally badass.

You don't know your powers yet?

Nope. Heard it takes a while, or maybe I just ain't noticed it yet. I mean, like, how would I know I can fly if I don't jump off a roof first?

Hmm. I heard they seem to come at the most inconvenient times. Like, randomly bursting yourself into flames in the middle of a park or something. Well, at least you won't be getting them through puberty like mutants.

Yeah, thank god.

So you think it'll be obvious, though, when I get it?

Maybe. [ hums and sips more of her beer ] You could turn green like me.

Yeahhhh. I could rock the green, yo.

Or you could phase through stuff like Sherlock.

Sherlock?

You know, Sherlock Holmes? He's a detective here.

[No shit.]

Useful power for a detective, yo.

He never uses them though, so it's not as cool. But see? There's a world of powers at your disposal.

Or whatever the Core's dumped on you. You know, same thing.

Why the hell wouldn't he use his power?

God, like I know. That's like trying to explain him at all.

[ huffs a little and takes another swig. ]

Lame. I mean I'm the kinda guy that like... if I got teleporting or whatever, I'd get so fat 'cause I wouldn't walk anywhere. Like who's gonna walk all the way down the stairs to get funyuns from the kitchen? Not me. Bamf, in and out - wake up, roll over, then I'm eating funyuns in bed.

[He leans up against the bar, patting his stomach in demonstration.]

[ she's laughing, covering her mouth to stifle the giggles ]

You, sir, are an example to us all.

That's me, yo. Modern American hero.

So if you got like, flying, what would you do instead?

Nonstop skydiving, yo! Fly all the way up there and let myself fall like 20,000 feet, fly back up and do it again.

[ laughing her ass off, honestly ]

You are my kind of guy. None of the heroes at home would even think of using their powers for fun.

[Oh he loves hearing that. It makes him puff up a little with confidence.]

I don't get how that isn't, like, the very first thing you'd do. What's the point if you don't have some fun too?

Cause it's all about responsibility. You know, with great power comes great responsibility.

[ not that she's hating on that but... people need to lighten up 8C ]

[He nods knowingly.]

Right, yeah. Yeah, the whole hero thing.

It's pretty much the rule -- if you have powers, you need to help people, otherwise, why have them, right?

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