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jёйиїfёґ щalтёя$ ([personal profile] gammas) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-11 01:30 pm

one (VIDEO.)

[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?
hostage: (casual ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-12 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Better than the rest of us.

[If only you knew how often he gets his ass kicked, woman.]

Hope I get something like that. Totally badass.
hostage: (skeptical ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-12 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Heard it takes a while, or maybe I just ain't noticed it yet. I mean, like, how would I know I can fly if I don't jump off a roof first?
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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, thank god.

So you think it'll be obvious, though, when I get it?
hostage: (entertained ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeahhhh. I could rock the green, yo.
hostage: (scoffing ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock?
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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-13 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[No shit.]

Useful power for a detective, yo.
hostage: (dismissive ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-13 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why the hell wouldn't he use his power?
hostage: (casual ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-14 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Lame. I mean I'm the kinda guy that like... if I got teleporting or whatever, I'd get so fat 'cause I wouldn't walk anywhere. Like who's gonna walk all the way down the stairs to get funyuns from the kitchen? Not me. Bamf, in and out - wake up, roll over, then I'm eating funyuns in bed.

[He leans up against the bar, patting his stomach in demonstration.]
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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-15 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's me, yo. Modern American hero.
hostage: (entertained ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-16 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nonstop skydiving, yo! Fly all the way up there and let myself fall like 20,000 feet, fly back up and do it again.
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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-16 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he loves hearing that. It makes him puff up a little with confidence.]

I don't get how that isn't, like, the very first thing you'd do. What's the point if you don't have some fun too?
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[personal profile] hostage 2012-03-18 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods knowingly.]

Right, yeah. Yeah, the whole hero thing.

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