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[gammas]

[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

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[axemeaquestion]

Heeey! [She's obviously happy about this, grinning, but there's a touch of sympathy.] I know it sucks getting pulled back here at all, but it's still damn good to see a familiar face. Hey, Jennifer.

[video]

[gammas]

Hey, you know, there are worse things to happen to me. It sucks to hear that you're still here, Rochelle. How's everything going?

[ she just kind of shrugs. no big. ]

[video]

[axemeaquestion]

Doesn't mean it's not allowed to suck. [She shrugs back.] Oh, don't worry about me. For the shit that happens here and all the complaining I do, this is a lot better than being back home for me.

[ANYWAY.]

It's been going. What about you and home?

[video]

[gammas]

Ugh. Well, it certainly hasn't been a walk in the park.

[video]

[axemeaquestion]

Can I ask?

[video]

[gammas]

Yeah, I don't mind explaining. Long story short, I found out that there's a lot more in the Hulk family then I bargained for. And then the whole, "Ooh, everyone went all crazy and now I have to do an impromptu team-up thing again" happened.

[video]

[axemeaquestion]

The 'Hulk' family?

[Yeah, for the times they barely knew each other Rochelle still had a lot to learn about the whole 'Hulk' thing.]

[video]

[gammas]

Yeah, like. Uh, so you have me and the Hulk. We're the originals. (The Hulk's my cousin by the way.) But then out of nowhere, you get all these other Hulks! Red Hulk, blue Hulk, She-Hulks up to wazoo! It's been a mess.

[video]

[axemeaquestion]

And Hulks are basically... really green strong guys, right? 'Til the blue ones and red ones came in, I mean.

[video]

[gammas]

Yeah, pretty much. So you got a bunch of multi-coloured strong guys and ladies running around. Yeesh.

I mean, not that they're awful. Lyra's a sweetheart.