one (VIDEO.)

[gammas]

[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

Comments

[deductives]

Point out what?

[gammas]

Crow's -- Gah! [ covering the sides of her faces ]

I look great. You know I look great.

[deductives]

You look green.

[He says it in a way that suggests he thinks she' sick. Sarcasm, of course.]

[gammas]

Say I look great.

[ huffing at ]

[deductives]

Why.

[gammas]

Say it.

[deductives]

You look great for someone pumped with radiation.

[gammas]

You know, I'll take it, since I think getting any other compliment from you would be like pulling teeth.

-- Wait, actually. No, that's easier.

[deductives]

You have experience in pulling teeth?

[gammas]

More like punching them out.

[deductives]

I've done that as well. Not particularly difficult.

[gammas]

Yeah, I sure missed this.