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[gammas]

[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

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[ace_attorney]

...Lawyer sounds a little unglamorous when you put it next to all of that, Ms. Walters. Um, it's nice to meet you, though. I'm Phoenix Wright, current lawyer.

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[gammas]

Nah, being a lawyer was one of the choices I've ever made. None of that other stuff could compare.

[ a beat ]

Oh, hey, pleasure to meet you, Phoenix!

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[ace_attorney]

(Well, I appreciate that ego boost, anyway.)

I'm glad to hear it... What kind of lawyer were you?

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[gammas]

I played defense. What about you?

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[ace_attorney]

Uh-- Yeah, I'm also a defense attorney.

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[gammas]

Hey, cool. Any prosecutors around here?

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[ace_attorney]

Well, in terms of Newcomers, there's Mr. Armando... And von Karma, I guess. As well as the natives.

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[gammas]

Guess I need to meet them, huh?

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[ace_attorney]

Are you planning on practicing as a lawyer here?

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[gammas]

I haven't decided yet, to be honest. It's been a while since I've worn the old suit.

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[ace_attorney]

(Somehow, I can't help feeling that's a comment on the age of my suit!)

Well, that's reasonable. You haven't been here for that long...

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[gammas]

Yeah, and I'd have to pass the bar over here too. I don't know -- being a lawyer's always been my true calling though, you know?

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[ace_attorney]

If that's true, then passing the bar and all the hassles they put in your way won't stop you.

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[gammas]

That's logic if I've ever heard it.

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[ace_attorney]

...Uh, thanks?