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[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

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[He beams at that!]

Funny thing, 'cause it so happens I'm getting drinks with the hottest lady in the city.

[ oh man she likes him so much already. :3c ]

Aw, shucks. You're going to make me blush.

Do you get greener when you do? 'cause then I'm totally gonna try.

That'd be telling, wouldn't it? And where's the fun in that.

Oh. Well, in that case, trying anyway.

What're you having, gorgeous?

Just start me off with some beer. I'm a fan of the classics.

[ gesturing towards his drink ]

What about you?

[He ducks is head in embarrassment. He was really hoping she wouldn't ask.]

This is nothing. Juice.

[He gives the glass a little dejected rattle, then waves the bartender over so he can place her order.]

[ she looks a little surprised ]

Just juice? Well, sweetie, there's nothing wrong with that. You just taking your time or what?

I, uh... I can't drink. It's like a condition?

[One way to put it, at least.]

[ foot meet mouth. wow she's extremely embarrassed. ]

Oh! Oh. Uh. I'll just have to drink for the both of us then, right?

Absolutely.

[He smiles to reassure her, but he feels so fucking lame right now.]

[ her beer arrives and she's taking a huge swig of it ]

Hey, if it's any consolation, I can't get drunk. Which, I know, sounds like a really awesome thing, but kind of defeats the whole point of drinking your brains out, you know?

Really? Not even like a little drunk?

Nope. Comes with the green. Enhanced metabolism and all.

Useful, though, right?

[At least, it'd make this whole recovery thing a lot easier.]

Oh, yeah, definitely. I got one of hell of a healing factor. [ shrugs ] I mean, not that I'm complaining anyways. I love everything this comes with.

[Oh boy, he was waiting for a chance to talk about this!]

What else can you do?

I don't have any fancy powers like Ms. Marvel or Spider-Woman or hell, even super brains like Iron Man. [ she raises an arm and flexes her bicep though ] But I'm pretty damn strong. Super strength is pretty much my thing.

Yo, that's awesome though! That's like... nobody can hurt you, you know?

Nah. I'm not like, indestructible or something, you know? You just gotta work a little harder at it to knock me down. The bigger they are, the harder they fall and all.

Better than the rest of us.

[If only you knew how often he gets his ass kicked, woman.]

Hope I get something like that. Totally badass.

You don't know your powers yet?

Nope. Heard it takes a while, or maybe I just ain't noticed it yet. I mean, like, how would I know I can fly if I don't jump off a roof first?

Hmm. I heard they seem to come at the most inconvenient times. Like, randomly bursting yourself into flames in the middle of a park or something. Well, at least you won't be getting them through puberty like mutants.

Yeah, thank god.

So you think it'll be obvious, though, when I get it?

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