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[gammas]

[ well golly who could this green woman be. she's walking and dressed in wow -- not a unitard though her hair is as huge as ever and she doesn't exactly look that happy. it's earlyish morning when she turns on the video ]

Wow, here again? Does my priorities mean nothing anymore? [ the corner of her mouth pulls and she sighs ] Right-o. So I'm She-Hulk. Shulkie. Jennifer Walters, former lawyer, bounty hunter, Avenger, Fantastic Four member, Defenders, SHIELD, Fantastic Force, Hero for Hire, Lady Liberator, aaaaaaand Fearsome Four. [ she's counting this all off on her fingers btw ]

It's a pleasure to meet whoever's still here. I already know how this all goes so no need to give me the rundown.

[ a beat as she just kind of rubs the back of her neck. ]

So, what's up?

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[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Is that's so. Well, miss, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but--it's gotten worse in the time you've been gone. Apparently we were nothing without a hero for hire. One mutant hamster too many.

[voice]

[gammas]

[ raising an eyebrow off mic ]

Looks like I got here in the nic of time then.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Oh, definitely. In fact, I think I could rather use your help right now, do you have a minute to spare? It's terribly urgent. Hour of need. Et cetera.

[Though this is all said very casually, without even a hint of panic. So. You know. Interpret that however you wish.]

[voice]

[gammas]

Maybe you should call 911. See what they can do.