009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[ofthursday]

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

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[uberboned]

[.... w o w.]

Tell the hooker you just screwed around with that he'll pick up the tab?

[ofthursday]

[G L A R E]

I believe he paid her in advance.

[uberboned]

[OH MY GOD. This is Gabriel losing his shit.] Is that you trying to be sarcastic or was there really a hooker? 'Cause either way, I'm so proud of you.

[Voice]

[integrity]

[Oh my God. Not only did you completely fall for it, you are currently failing at keeping him from knowing at how to get him back.

Which is why Crowley is doing the completely mature thing and is totally laughing from a reasonably safe location that is not their house.

The look on his face was priceless, okay, he doesn't get out much.]

Kitten.

You're overreacting.

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[Damnit.]

I am not. You're still alive.

[Voice]

[integrity]

Don't be rude. It was a gift.

[A fucking hilarious gift sent from your bestest friend, how could you not appreciate that?]

[momchester]

[. . .

Not laughing is the hardest thing she's ever done.]

Get glitter all over his stuff?

[ofthursday]

[...Actually not a bad idea.]

Crowley is extremely particular about his things.

[Always all 'blah blah this rug is worth more than you are, kitten' and 'blah blah this relic cost the price of an island.']

[momchester]

...Did Crowley buy you a stripper?

[not_heavens_adam]

Mmm...this irritation looks like it deserves thanks instead of retaliation...

[ofthursday]

It doesn't.

[This was not cool okay not cool at all.]

[not_heavens_adam]

But the glitter! It's a good look for you.

What's the matter? Did they not do a good enough job for you?

[Really? A bad lap dance? Surely not! Clearly, this friend is very nice.]

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[defineshinky]

[Wendy is nice enough to turn on her video after she's done laughing at the poor man.]

Prank back, man. Have you considered getting them drunk and then getting pictures for blackmail? Or gluing something to them?

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[ofthursday]

I'm not certain getting him drunk is practical.

[Alas, the problems of being supernatural beings.]

What do you mean by gluing something to him?

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[defineshinky]

For revenge purposes, drunk is always practical. At least it was with the friends I had.

You know. Break out the crazy glue, put it on something he likes to carry, then watch him struggle all day. Or when he's sleeping you could always glue his hands together.

[She was friends with a lot of guys in college, she's seen some serious pranks in her time.]

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[thelightbringer]

Find better friends.

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[ofthursday]

So you have said on other occasions.

[Look how pissy and unimpressed he manages to appear while covered in glitter. Just look.]

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[motioned]

Talk to them about it!

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[ofthursday]

I'm not certain that would help in this instance.

[vaguelysauntered]

[At first, Crowley just stares. But then he brings his hand to his mouth and he just starts snickering. And then it just escalates to him laughing loudly. It takes him a while to get it under control and back to his normal smug self, but now he just looks so amused, you don't even know.]

My, angel, you look like naughty little fairies came over and decided to have their way with you. Who knew you were into that sort of stuff?

But the appropriate response, of course, would be getting back at him bigger and better than how he got you. I can help with that, if you're clueless about it.

[ofthursday]

[THIS ISN'T FUNNY CROWLEY.]

I'm not.

I don't know how.

[So yes. Ideas, Crowley?]

I don't believe he'd be bothered by what he did being turned on him.

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[bestowsgifts]

I suppose a curse will do you well.

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[ofthursday]

What type of curse?

[athermercy]

You forgive them, Castiel.

[ofthursday]

[This face. This is war, Elaine.]