009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[ofthursday]

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

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[integrity]

Gabriel and Jinx won't be involved so long as the Leviathan don't do anything to bother them, which they won't, as they don't give a rat's ass about the angels beyond putting them in their place when they get uppity.

[Welcome to being considered second-class, feathers.]

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[thelightbringer]

[Eh, most religious people think angels are just glowy doormats. Lucifer's used to it. He gives exactly zero fucks.]

If you're sure.

[Lucifer sounds nonchalant. He's considering ways of pointing the Leviathan at Gabriel and Jinx, though--which is something so grossly abnormal for him that he knows no one would expect it of him. Which makes it perfect, except the damn Leviathan aren't in the Port. Ah, well. Day dreams.]

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[integrity]

I never do anything unless I am sure.

[He had been certain of Purgatory. He was just wrong, that's all. A lesson very well learned and Crowley is only stronger because of it. His position in Hell is solidified. The world is still turning. The Leviathan will be stopped, if everything goes according to plan. All in all, it could have been a lot worse.

He had just lost a friend. That's all.]

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[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer just half-smiles. He's been there--he's still there. Never do anything unless you're sure. He'd been sure Michael would love him enough to leave the Apocalypse and the poisoned world and all of it. He'd been wrong.

Certainty is a requirement of leading Hell. Lucifer hates the place. It's a cesspool and the creatures in it are just dolls with the heads ripped off. Crowley included. But for the first time, he can see why Crowley thrived when none of the others (not even Azazel) had.]

Well. Good luck with that, then.

[He cuts the feed.]