009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[ofthursday]

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

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[ofthursday]

That wasn't... That wasn't the issue.

[Oh right, and the glitter. He rubs at his face with the similarly-sparkly sleeve of his jacket and just ends up getting more glitter on his cheek, not less.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[The vampire just laughs. Really, you're only making it worse.]

I don't think that helped at all, dearest.

Well, usually, if someone kisses you, you should kiss them back. Buuut~ If that's not what you're looking to do then public humiliation or ruining some of their things tends to be my preferred methods~

[ofthursday]

[He ignores the pet name; after being around Crowley this long he really doesn't even notice them. He's more busy being focused on the rest of what he said.]

He didn't kiss me.

[Not recently, anyway. And neither of them are talking about that whole incident to seal the deal okay Castiel is pretty sure it wasn't actually as necessary as Crowley pretended.]

But destroying some possessions seems an appealing idea.

[He knows Crowley is in love with his rugs, after all.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Everyone ignores his pet names, he doesn't bother pretending to be affronted.]

Mmm...that's too bad~ [Kissing was always pleasant in his mind.]

What does he value most? That might be a good starting target~

[ofthursday]

[Just gonna move right past the kissing Crowley thing entirely now okay.]

He has several items he holds of value. Rugs, in particular.

[Castiel doesn't understand the idea of buying something ridiculously expensive that is meant to be walked on and more often than not has a giant hellhound sleeping on it.]

[not_heavens_adam]

Mmm...I can understand the aesthetic value of rugs.

Still~ If you're looking to get back at him, burning or defacing them would be your best bet~

[ofthursday]

[Pause. Thinking about this. Idea that will both offend and annoy Crowley all at once.]

I believe I have decided upon a course of action involving such. Your input has been appreciated.

[Crowley's rugs are getting all the Devil's Traps drawn on the bottoms. All of them.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Have a grin and a small wave.]

Heh~ Have fuun~~