009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[ofthursday]

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

Comments

[Voice]

[integrity]

She's the filthy dishrag of the underworld, kitten, she probably has the ability to give individuals syphilis just by breathing on them. Who knows where that meatsuit of hers has been, but with the way she dresses it, I can almost safely assume she picked up a Hooters girl and killed eighteen rattlesnakes to clothe it.

Filthy. I expected better of you.

Truly.

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

And a shapeshifting stripper is not her, nor possesses any of her supposed illnesses.

Regardless, I am an angel, and immune to such things.

[How did they even get onto this topic and why is Castiel bothering to argue it?]

[Voice]

[integrity]

I bet she uses shapeshifting strippers.

[Yeah, no, he's no longer invested in insulting you, his mind is on another traintrack.]

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[Pause.]

For what?

[Voice]

[integrity]

To tell them to transform into you so she can have sex with them.

Why else would you get a shapeshifting stripper.

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[Oh.]

...They would be shapeshifting into my vessel. If they changed into my true form Meg would be incinerated.

[Which wouldn't be all that sexy.]

[Voice]

[integrity]

Hallelujah.

[8|]

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[Pause.]

I wonder if shapeshifters could shift into an angel. The type from our world could not, but perhaps others could.

[Other shapeshifters probably have different rules, after all. Now he's curious.]

[Voice]

[integrity]

Why don't you call Deanna?

I'm certain she'd love to transform into an angel for you.

[Voice]

[ofthursday]

[If only this were video so Crowley could see the bitchface for that comment. But you'll be regretting this later, bro. Later.]

[Voice]

[integrity]

[Don't be angry, kitten. ♥]