009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[ofthursday]

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

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[ofthursday]

[He has to think about this.]

Not entirely. But there is likely something in between in intensity.

[The stripper looked like Dean okay this is more than just a little molested.]

Private; BECAUSE SOMEONE HERE NEEDS TO NOT SUCK AT FILTERS.

[uberboned]

What did you have in mind? Humiliation? Agony? A little of both?

Private; SOB CAS IS USUALLY DECENT AT THEM TOO

[ofthursday]

The former seems more appropriate.

[He doesn't really want to hurt Crowley, after all. Just get him back the same way as this horrible stripper prank. Who even does that?]

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[uberboned]

Shouldn't be too hard. Crowley's ego is the size of Macedonia.

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[ofthursday]

I am not certain if much of anything embarrasses him, however.

[Except being seen as or truly being powerless and Castiel isn't that pissed off as to do anything that would create such a situation.]

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[uberboned]

Well, you know him better than anyone. So, riddle me this, bro, what rankles him?

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[ofthursday]

[He has to think about this for a few moments.]

He dislikes his things and appearance to seem... Low-class.

[It takes him a moment to figure out the term.]

I believe that is why all of his things are so expensive.

[And why Crowley's so obsessed with making sure his jackets and ties are perfect all the time. And why he takes such issue with Castiel's, probably.]

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[uberboned]

So I'm thinking nothing but homeless person chic for a few days.

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[ofthursday]

[Castiel considers this for a moment. It wouldn't be particularly difficult to accomplish, really, and it would be effective.]

I believe this would work.

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[uberboned]

You can hide his crap in my old warehouse.

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[ofthursday]

This will work perfectly, then.

[Castiel has access to Crowley's bank accounts too; he'll fill the house with really crappy stuff and replace Crowley's clothes and alcohol with cheap stuff, then freeze the accounts for a few days. Prank war: On.]

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[uberboned]

I want a Polaroid of his face when he sees it.

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[ofthursday]

I will attempt to record it.

[Which should be even better.]