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sirenspull2012-04-07 03:05 pm
ofthursday) wrote in sirenspull2012-04-07 03:05 pm
009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley
[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.
He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]
What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?
Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.
He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]
What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?
Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.
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My, angel, you look like naughty little fairies came over and decided to have their way with you. Who knew you were into that sort of stuff?
But the appropriate response, of course, would be getting back at him bigger and better than how he got you. I can help with that, if you're clueless about it.
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I'm not.
I don't know how.
[So yes. Ideas, Crowley?]
I don't believe he'd be bothered by what he did being turned on him.
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Ah, I quite expected that. But either way, you've got me now, so you should be set. I might even teach you a few tips if I'm generous enough.
Really? Hmmm. What are his favorite things?
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Expensive scotch.
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Scotch, huh?
Do you know where said friend keeps said expensive scotch?
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[The warding, not the cabinet, though the latter would achieve the former.]
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But anyways, how about you and me take a little peek in this cabinet of his? Maybe change things around a bit. Should get him annoyed, at least.
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[They have sigil battles okay. Castiel always wins, but it's still irritating.]
However, warding may not work against you, as you are from another world and technically a demon instead of an angel.
We could refill the bottles with cheaper alcohol.
[He's down with this plan, bro. Let's do it.]
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[And he lets out a laugh.] Cheaper alcohol? Oh, angel, you need to think bigger. Bigger and badder.
[His mouth widens into a very snake-like smile.]
No, I'm thinking of filling them with sewer water. Just disguise the smell, the color, and the general look o it, but when he tastes it he'll have no idea what hit him.
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I'm certain Crowley would consider cheap scotch to be of similar foulness as sewer water, but the latter would be acceptable as well.
[Disguising it would take more effort than cheap scotch, but it wouldn't be an issue at all for Castiel.]
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[If he could turn a cheap bottle of wine into a highly more expensive one without even blinking, then this task should be a piece of cake.]
But anyways, we're raiding his cabinet- what time and place do you want to meet to have the whole thing happen?
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[He'll just do his part to break the warding. At the question, he considers it a moment.]
I don't want to act immediately. He will be expecting it.