009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[ofthursday]

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

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[bestowsgifts]

I suppose a curse will do you well.

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[ofthursday]

What type of curse?

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[bestowsgifts]

The kind that can provide the perfect circumstances.

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[ofthursday]

[He considers this a moment.]

Do you have a particular idea?

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[bestowsgifts]

Well. I don't know this fellow you are so grievous to, so I can't say if it will work. I could always curse his first born child, but may seem a bit much. [ Not that .... she really cares. But for the sake of jesting, she can pull it back. ] You want a forest of thorns? A rain of that stange sticky substance called glue? Really, anything.

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[ofthursday]

Crowley hated his first born child; it would have been a blessing rather than a curse to him.

[Crowley isn't the paternal type in the slightest.]

A rain of glue is potentially appropriate.

[Just considering that for a moment. But then he tilts his head slightly.]

I presume you would require some recompense for this.

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[bestowsgifts]

Recompense?

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[bestowsgifts]

This sort of thing is what I do.

Unless you meant there's some harm to me in doing this.

[ofthursday]

No, there should be no risk to you.

However, I rarely encounter beings willing to offer their services for free.

[His friend he's attempting to get revenge on a demon, after all. Castiel is used to drawbacks for favors.]

[bestowsgifts]

Consider this a free sample of my services, then. Really, just watching the faces of the people whose days I've ruined is payment enough.

[ofthursday]

[Castiel considers this a moment--he had a plan at the moment with his brother, so he's not certain it'll be necessary--and decides this could definitely still be potentially useful in the future. No way Crowley will take revenge lying down, after all.]

I believe an appropriate retaliation has been decided on, but when he strikes back in turn I would appreciate your offer if it still stands.

[bestowsgifts]

Very well. I believe you have my number.