sirenspull | 009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

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009 [Video] | Fail!Locked from Crowley

[When Castiel comes onto the screen, he looks... Disheveled. More so than his usual messy tie and fluffy hair; really disheveled, like a few extra buttons are undone on his shirt and he's missing his coat. Also he may be sprinkled in a large amount of gold and green glitter.

He doesn't seem impressed with life at the moment.]

What is appropriate retaliation against a friend who insists upon irritating you overtly and needlessly?

Unfortunately, I am aware that true physical harm is an overreaction, no matter how tempting.

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I am creative. That's why you wanted me as your partner.

[And he can use his creativity for evil, you know.]

You cried over having Dean Winchester's tongue down your throat.

Forgive me if I'm not impressed.

[. . .]

What?

It was a shapeshifting stripper, that's why it was funny.

[As if talking about the weather.]

You sent him a shapeshifting stripper that looked like Dean.

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With glitter.

Why?

To be irritating, clearly.

[It's the only explanation.]

You aren't used to that by now?

I am, but it is not usual for him to be so overtly so.

He took the time to tell me that Dean's a- a slut in eleven different languages.

[Seriously, how is this not usual for you.]

[Pause.]

That sounds like Crowley.

But he usually just speaks instead of acting.

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I'm rich. I was bored. Castiel was there.

Why not?

Well- okay.

[Good point, bro. Since "dear god think of the children" won't exactly hold water with you.]

Can I ask why glitter? That's a little bit of a giveaway.

Castiel is distracted by shiny things.

Shiny things on Dean.

Why Dean specifically? Why not Sam or something?

[The most morbid of curiosity.]

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It wasn't Dean, which was why it was particularly...

[Awkward? Unpleasant? It was definitely the former, though not entirely the latter. And he doesn't mean to imply that if it was it would be better, but... Argh.]

You sent me a shapeshifting stripper, Crowley. What part of that did you believe would not be alarming?

Most individuals would consider that a goldmine, considering it could transform into your wildest dreams and fantasies.

Should I have used Meg instead?

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I have no emotional investment in Meg.

[SO YES. Unlike Dean that wouldn't have been creepy, just weird.]

You would rather fuck a visage of Meg than Dean Winchester, who while he may be filled with diseases and the last vestiges of an extraordinarily bad night in Arkansas, is not a complete and utter whore.

You are disgusting.

I'm disappointed.

[Okay back up wait what?]

That isn't what I said.

She's the filthy dishrag of the underworld, kitten, she probably has the ability to give individuals syphilis just by breathing on them. Who knows where that meatsuit of hers has been, but with the way she dresses it, I can almost safely assume she picked up a Hooters girl and killed eighteen rattlesnakes to clothe it.

Filthy. I expected better of you.

Truly.

And a shapeshifting stripper is not her, nor possesses any of her supposed illnesses.

Regardless, I am an angel, and immune to such things.

[How did they even get onto this topic and why is Castiel bothering to argue it?]

I bet she uses shapeshifting strippers.

[Yeah, no, he's no longer invested in insulting you, his mind is on another traintrack.]

[Pause.]

For what?