♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

[integra_hellsing]

[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.

What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.

Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.

In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]

For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]

Comments

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[blondandperfect]

HAH!

[It's funnier when it's not happening to her.]

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[integra_hellsing]

UGH-- I am pleased that someone is amused.

[ Except not really. ]

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[blondandperfect]

[O- Oops, she didn't realize she was live. She pauses a moment, followed by]

CHOO!!! ... Eh-heh..? These allergies are quite something.

So what's cooking? *cough*

[And an embarrassed, fluttering laugh. Kitchen humor.]

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[integra_hellsing]

...

[ YEAH WELL Integra's just going to stare blankly for a moment, before sighing. ]

It -was- spaghetti.

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[blondandperfect]

[Whew, the perfect cover-up: SUCCESS]

Hmn, I see. That doesn't sound like something you should trouble yourself with. If I were you I'd hire someone else to do it~!

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[whitedarklord]

[Snerk...]

...do you need help?

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[integra_hellsing]

[ ...fuck. she jumps like she's been shot at Soma's voice, and she quickly whirls around to face the NV, damn near slipping in the water again. ]

...Ah, perhaps a bit. If it isn't too much trouble.

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma smiled, looking like he was trying not to laugh.]

I'll be right down.

[And as promised, a few minutes later Soma is downstairs. It may be a note that he's being surprisingly casual, in only a tank top and jeans. Or it may not.]

What are you trying to do?

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[integra_hellsing]

[ Surprisingly casual, indeed. She blinks at him when he appears, briefly, before she sighs and places her hands on her hips. Standing amongst the ruins of what once was their kitchen, she suddenly realizes the mess she's made. Oops. ]

...Well, I was attempting to make spaghetti. As you can see, it clearly did not end well.

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma paused to stare at the mess. All this... for spaghetti? It was just noodles with a tomato sauce; how could anyone mess that up?!]

Um... yeah, I can see that.

[He went to work then, dumping the sadly unsalvageable noodles and boiling water into the sink, before refilling the pot and covering it to let the fresh water boil.]

Have you ever cooked before?

[bloodthirsts]

[... oh boy.

Biting lip trying not to laugh.]

Ah... alright there, Miss Integra?

[integra_hellsing]

Yes, yes, everything is fine. Just wonderful.

[ if you laugh so help me god, police girl... ]

[bloodthirsts]

Isn't Walter around?

[Snerk, sorry.]

[integra_hellsing]

At the moment, no, and I thought I would attempt dinner on my own. As you can see, it turned out well.

[bloodthirsts]

Urm, yes.

W-would you like me to come help you?

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[the_dead_pool2]

[And he is just going to be pointing and laughing]

Y-y-you and t-then the--- bahahahahaha

[Holding his sides]

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[integra_hellsing]

[ Excuse her while she just LEERS. ]

Yes, congratulations on finding humor in my misery.

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[the_dead_pool2]

[He really doesn't care, he is just going to laugh for a bit longer, before a taking a breath]

Whoo, whoo. That was good. Schadenfreude and all that.

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[integra_hellsing]

Are you done now.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Just like thirty seconds.

[He finishes getting his larfs out]

Alright, yeah I'm good. So what were you trying to make anyway?

[mediumdrip]

You look like you could use some help?

[integra_hellsing]

Mm, yes, a friend is on his way. Ugh, this wasn't supposed to turn out this way.

[mediumdrip]

My boyfriend is really excellent at that kind of thing too if you want me to ask him for some pointers?

[integra_hellsing]

Yes, perhaps that would be a good idea. If it isn't too much trouble, of course.

[mediumdrip]

Excellent. I'll get some pointers from him and text them over to you?