♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱

[integra_hellsing]

[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.

What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.

Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.

In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]

For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]

Comments

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[whitedarklord]

Oh, really? What are they, maybe I know them.

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[integra_hellsing]

...I believe one is 'The Ring', 'The Grudge', and 'Quarantine'.

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma's eyes light up at the first one.]

The Ring! That's a classic.

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[integra_hellsing]

Oh? So it's not bad, then? I must admit, most horror movies are quite disappointing to me anymore.

[ She hummed thoughtfully. The very idea of actually getting scared over something... was actually a nice one. ]

Would you watch that one with me, too, then? At some point, at least.

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma smiled faintly. Creepy children in TVs, seven days, ect? It seemed so corny to him now, but he remembered being terrified of it as a kid and not able to look at a TV for days afterward.]

Sure.

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[integra_hellsing]

[ She smiled as well, before tilting her head. ]

I've also got one called '30 Days of Night'. It appears to be some form of vampire movie...

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma paused at that, raising an eyebrow.]

...real vampires?

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[integra_hellsing]

No, not real vampires. I don't know. It isn't a documentary... I'm not sure.

[ Integra shrugged, before taking another sip of her water, huffing when she realized she'd finished her bottle. ]

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[whitedarklord]

No, I--

...nevermind. I'm sure they wouldn't actually make a documentary.

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[integra_hellsing]

...Well, they could. I mean, they do have documentaries about them... not that anyone believes them, considering that most of them pop up during Halloween.

[ A pause. ]

...What happens during Halloween around here?

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma had been about to take a drink... only to end up choking on it at her question.]

H-Halloween?

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[integra_hellsing]

[ A brow arched. What a reaction. ]

...Yes. Halloween. You know, the holiday in which tiny children go out and get candy from strangers whilst dressed awkwardly.

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[whitedarklord]

O-oh, right.

I wouldn't know. I'm too old for that stuff.

[LA DE DA NOT LOOKING AT YOU ALL THE GUILT RIGHT HERE.]

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[integra_hellsing]

...You're lying, aren't you.

[ STAAAAARE. ]

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[whitedarklord]

Whatmeno!

[staaaaaare...]

...yes?

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[integra_hellsing]

...Dare I ask why?

[ UGH WHY ARE YOU MEN ALL SO WEIRD. ]

I'm going to assume something happened to you on Halloween. Am I correct?

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma let out an exasperated noise. He was hoping this wouldn't come up...]

...a friend of mine talked me into dressing like Dracula to get over my unease about my powers not waking up.

That Halloween? Clothes made from a certain shop turned everyone into what they were dressed as.

[Guess where he got his costume made, Integra.]

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[integra_hellsing]

...That's pretty unfortunate. I suppose you don't like Halloween very much now, hm?

[ She doesn't really look all too surprised, but now she looks... AMUSED. ]

Are you going to dress up again this year~?

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[whitedarklord]

No.

[His answer is so immediate, she barely has time to finish the question.]

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[integra_hellsing]

Can't say as I blame you. Did you end up wreaking any havoc...?

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[whitedarklord]

...I'm not sure. I don't remember it that well.

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[integra_hellsing]

Hm. Well, don't worry about it. I'm sure nothing too bad happened.

[ Patting the poor young man on the shoulder, she hums. ]

I am suddenly grateful I've never celebrated Halloween. Well, my father took me out one year, but that didn't end well.

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma let out a faint breath as she turned her attention away from him. When he wanted to be, he could be a good liar, and telling her Dracula killed someone to prove a point wouldn't help him much at the moment.]

Oh? What happened?

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[integra_hellsing]

[ She hummed thoughtfully, closing her eyes for a moment. ]

I was... five, six maybe? Father thought we could 'bond' if he took me out. So he made me dress up in this ridiculous Red Ridinghood outfit and we went out. Within the first... four houses, someone made the mistake of jumping out at me dressed as a zombie. I vaguely remember screaming, hitting them in the kneecap with my candy, then THROWING the bag of candy at them, and taking off down the sidewalk. At some point, Walter caught up to me.

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[whitedarklord]

[Soma pressed his lips together, trying very hard not to laugh at that mental image.]

I guess that's why you're so enthusiastic.