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♱ 8 - Accidental Video ♱
[ Good afternoon, everyone. Please, enjoy your view of one Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, standing in the kitchen of the Stoker Manor, her blazer off, white sleeved shirt covered by the... pink apron she's wearing.
What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.
Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.
In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]
For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]
What is she doing, you might ask? She's attempting to cook, and by the looks of the kitchen, which is now a complete and utter DISASTER, she's not doing well.
Grumbling something, the heiress simply stares over at the stove, watching as the water she put on it just sort of boils over, along with the stupid spaghetti she put in it far too early. She continues staring for a moment, as though she really can't believe that this is happening, before she finally moves to turn the stove off.
In the process, however, she steps in some of the water that has boiled over onto the floor [fortunately, she's got shoes on!] and slides across it, having to rather ungracefully grapple onto the counter top to stay on her feet. This also sets off a chain reaction; a few of the jars that were on the counter are knocked down, crashing loudly onto the floor, sending whatever was in them splattering all over the place. ]
For fucks sake-- [ Fortunately, it is at this point the feed decides to end. ]
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[Soma winced privately, remembering how close he had come to dying.]
But still, there are times where strange things happen, and it's because of the Core acting up.
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You really are a risk taker, you know that?
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I have nothing to lose here, so why not?
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You... have a point. I still wouldn't want to experience dying, personally.
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[ While she won't openly say it, the look on her face should have told poor Soma that he was one of the people she was closest to. ]
I've come close to death before, it doesn't bother me. As a matter of fact, I'm almost sure that I will die at home, should I return. My forces have dwindled and as it stands, it is just Alucard, Seras, and myself.
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I don't know... perhaps that would be enough, even against impossible odds.
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--a traitor. Seras and I were just on our way to face our main opponent to end the war. I don't care if I die, though. At least I know I will die doing my job to the best of my abilities.
[ She shrugs again, rolling her bad shoulder, listening to it crack rather loudly. ]
The very first attempt on my life was when I was twelve years old, so having death threats here will be nothing, I'm sure.
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You, on the other hand, have college to worry about. A fate worse than death, if you ask me.
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It's really not that bad.
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[ Finishing her dinner, at least what she could -- there was still some left on her plate, but really, Integra had never been a big eater, she sighed and leaned back in her seat. ]
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[He looked rather pleased with that last bit, as if he had made a point and knew it. Soma didn't say anything more as he finished off his own plate, going to collect hers to wash up.]
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[ She smiled at him. Standing up, she stretched for a moment, before humming thoughtfully. ]
Shall I go grab the movie?
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[ She flashes him a small smile, before grabbing her water and moving to go grab the DVD. From there, she brings it back out into the living room area and sets up the DVD player and TV, before plopping down onto the couch and waiting for poor Soma. ]
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[He came in once the popping had died, a big bowl of fluffy white popcorn for the both of them to share in his hands.]
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I don't understand why they include things like this on DVDs. If the scene was deleted, there's a good reason for it, right? Why show it off after the fact?
[...so. The scene was Dracula reincarnated sitting next to the daughter of Helsing, commenting on a movie that came out back in the 1970s. The ridiculousness of the situation brought to his mind the image of a super deformed Dracula faceplanting over it. He had to bite his lip to keep from smiling.]
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I suppose it makes the film more 'valuable' or something. Especially a classic like this. This is one of Alucard's favorite movies, I should point out.
[ And thus, she clicks back to the main menu, and hits play. The opening scene begins. ]
...And you will see why in a moment.
[ Pausing, she jumps up, flicks the lights off for -ADDED EFFECT- and sits back down next to Soma again. ]
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[...okay, people hanging around on the beach, drinking and... something? Wow, this movie was old. He could count the grains dancing along people's faces.]
[...oooo...kay... and suddenly people are running around throwing off clothes. He couldn't help but think that Alucard's favorite part; what a pervert.]
[...hey, maybe if he squinted, he'd be able to see if she really was completely naked or n--]
[Soma first jumped when the woman in the water suddenly jerked around. It was so obviously fake, but damn if the sudden movement didn't make his heart hit the back of his throat.]
Oh...
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At this point, the poor woman in the water was doomed; her horrified screams of 'GOD HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME' didn't seem to bother Integra much, nor did the fact that she was being jerked through the water.
After the last screams of "PLEASE GOD HELP", the woman disappeared into the depths, and Integra bit her tongue to keep herself from snickering. ]
...Do you see why?
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Oh... yes... I completely understand...
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[ She smirked, taking a few popcorn kernels and popping them into her mouth. Really, his reactions were far more entertaining than the movie itself. ]
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